The Best 15 Luftwaffe Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Luftwaffe jokes. There are some luftwaffe wwii jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these luftwaffe acetone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Luftwaffe Jokes and Puns

My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during WW2

He was the shittiest mechanic the luftwaffe had.

My grandfather killed 30 german planes during World War 2

He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WWII.

Still to this day he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

Luftwaffe joke, My grandfather was responsible for 35 downed German planes in WWII.

My grandpa destroyed 38 planes in WW2, killed 58 Germans.

Literally the worst mechanic of the Luftwaffe

During World War II, my grandpa single-handedly killed 30 German pilots.

He was the crappiest mechanic the Luftwaffe ever recruited.


My grandfather destroyed over 30 German planes in WW2...

He was easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

My father was an Allied war hero. He single-handedly destroyed 4 Messerschmitts, 9 Heinkel bombers, and 11 Stuka dive bombers.

He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

Luftwaffe joke, My father was an Allied war hero. He single-handedly destroyed 4 Messerschmitts, 9 Heinkel bombers,

My grandfather downed 50 German fighter planes in WWII.

Yep. Worst engineer in the Luftwaffe.

My great grandfather once destroyed 18 WW2 German aircrafts in one day.

He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

My grandfather was a World War 2 Vet

In a single day during the Battle of Britain he was responsible for the destruction of 8 German aircraft killing 32 German airmen.

Easily the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe had ever had.

During WW2 my grandad downed over 35 German planes...

He still holds the record as the worst mechanic in Luftwaffe history.

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My grandfather brought down

3 Messerschmitts and 2 Heinkels during the Battle of Britain-he was undoubtedly the worst mechanic in Luftwaffe.

A German airman on the air forces during WW2

If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe.

My grandpa downed 21 planes during World War 2

He was, undoubtedly, the worst mechanic in the history of Luftwaffe

My grandpa destroyed 12 German planes during WW2.

He was, without a doubt, the worst mechanic in the history of Luftwaffe

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