Lucky Charms Jokes
22 lucky charms jokes and hilarious lucky charms puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lucky charms that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Lucky Charms Short Jokes
Short lucky charms jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lucky charms humour may include short lucky jokes also.
- Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious.
- What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal? One of them belongs in a bowl.
- Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms I guess Toucan play that game
- The mile-high club is different in Ireland. It's all about air lingus. The woman gets lucky and the man gets charmed.
- What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.
- My wife said I was a serial cheater. I said, "That's ridiculous! You know I only eat Lucky Charms."
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Lucky Charms One Liners
Which lucky charms one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lucky charms? I can suggest the ones about cheerios and laffy taffy.
- If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box.
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- What do you call an Irish dwarf with a hot wife? Lucky Charms
- Lucky Charms could save your Life from a cereal killer
- lucky charms removed the hourglass recently.. looks like it ran out of time
- Have you tried the cereal Lucky Charms? They're Magically Suspicious!
Laughter Lucky Charms Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about lucky charms you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jelly beans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lucky charms pranks.
I encountered a m**... at a bar last night
although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and s**...
we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
then, she asked me flirtatiously
"have you ever tried a mother-daughter t**... before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet".
She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys
opens her door
turn on the light
and she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awake？
Pets are like countries.
Dogs are like Canada. They're incredibly friendly, but to some, to a naive degree.
Cats are like England. They're rude and act like they're better than everybody, but we find them so charming for some reason.
Parrots are like America. They blindly repeat anybody they believe is of higher intelligence, especially if the owner is Russian.
Goldfish are like Carpatho-Ukraine. They'd be lucky to last a year.
the golf course frog
A golfer playing a round by himself hits his ball near a pond. As he approaches the ball he notices a small frog right next to the spot where his ball landed. Not wanting to hit the frog, he bends down and moves the frog onto a rock nearby. As he sets up his 8 iron shot, he hears the frog croak 'ribbit 9 iron'. Strange, he thought but what the heck. He pulls out his 9 iron and hits a perfect shot onto the green, 2 feet from the pin. With a smile he turns to the frog and said 'you must be my lucky charm'. The frog hops onto his cart and proceeds to tell him the exact perfect club for each shot that day and the man ends up shooting the round of his life.
Following the round of golf, beer in hand, the man smiled at the frog and said 'you must be my lucky charm'. With something near a smile (or as close as an amphibian can get), the frog said 'ribbit Vegas'.
On a whim, the man buys a plane ticket and flies with the small frog, in his carry on to las Vegas. Sitting on the mans shoulder, the frog proceeded to tell him which roulette numbers to play to the point where the man was up tens of thousands of dollars. The winning streak continued all night and caught the attention of the pit boss, who comped the man a room in their finest suite.
Sitting in the suites hit tub and enjoying a $500 bottle of fine cognac, the man turned to the frog and said 'I don't know how to thank you. You gave me the greatest golf round I've ever played and now more money than I can earn in 3 years. Is there anything I can do for you?' The frog looked the man in the eyes and said 'Ribbit, kiss me'. After a wince, the man thinks what the heck and picks the frog up and gives it a kiss. Like magic, the frog suddenly turned into a beautiful, blond, n**......14 year old girl.
...and I swear, your honor, that's exactly how she ended up in my room!
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you? " Ed asked. "Not too good," Ted replied. "My first wife died of cancer, my second wife turned out to be a lesbian and ran off with another woman and took all our savings, my son's in prison for trying to kill me, my daughter got run over by a bus, my house was hit by a low-flying aircraft, my vintage car rolled off the dockside into the sea, I had to have my dog put down recently, my doctor says that I have an incurable disease and to cap it all my business has just gone bust. "
"Oh dear, that sounds terrible. " Ed said. "What business were you in? "
"I sell lucky charms," said Ted."
