The Best 19 Lucas Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lucas jokes. There are some lucas gabe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lucas matthew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lucas Jokes and Puns

At school, a teacher is teaching little kids Mathematics.

At school, a teacher is teaching little kids Mathematics. She says: "Does anybody of you already know how to count? For example you, what's your name?"
"My name is George Lucas. Yes, I know how to count."
"Please show me."
"Four, five, six, one two, three."

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

My friend says someone in our male friend group is gay

I hope it's Lucas, he's really cute

Lucas joke, My friend says someone in our male friend group is gay

George Lucas announced that he'd like to make several changes to The Phantom Menace.

But I say let's let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.


George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.

They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Lucas joke, Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

After Peter Jackson's successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.

Spoiler: France invades first.

A neck beard passes actor Lucas Till on the street

Tips fedora: M'gyver

Disney have brought out a range of George Lucas dolls, complete with realistic features.

They keep selling out.

Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement

These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.

He's calling it eWok.

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Why did Ottis Toole say to Henry Lee Lucas after he got caught?

I ain't the sharpest Toole in the shed

One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy

Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda.
George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.

Lucasfilms is very racist

In the star wars film a new hope the crew go to the cantina which is a mexican thing and you want to know what they found a bunch of aliens

.. and they thought George Lucas ruined Star Wars

George Lucas has loudly proclaimed that he is coming out of retirement to do an all CGI remake of a classic Cary Grant movie

Tentative title: Gungan Din

Lucas joke, George Lucas has loudly proclaimed that he is coming out of retirement to do an all CGI remake of a

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan.

It's R1 D2.

"Four, five, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, nine, ten! Coming, ready or not!"

George Lucas playing hide and seek


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