Lubrication Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I was reading a book about lubrication in the library.

I found it in the non-friction section.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking...

Stop and apply lubrication

A man and a woman are having sex for the first time

The man climaxes, but is still mounted on top of the woman.

He says to her, "Y'know ... I gotta level with you. This was some of the worst sex of my life. Your hair won't get out of your face, your breasts are small and almost boney, and you seem to have no natural lubrication whatsoever."

The woman replies, "Jesus, dude, get off my fucking back."

What are the funniest lubrication jokes of all time?

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