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Short loyal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loyal humour may include short faithful jokes also.

  1. I got my first job as an accountant at 22, right out of college. Suddenly, the week after I turned 30, they fired me. 13 years of loyal service to the company, down the drain.
  2. Our local pizza guy has been arrested for selling drugs I have been a loyal customer for years. I honestly had no idea he was selling pizzas
  3. Women say all men are dogs but fail to realize that dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world if you treat them right.
  4. My local barber was busted today for dealing drugs. I'm in shock. I've been a loyal customer for years and I had no idea he was a barber.
  5. David Benioff and Dan Weiss wrote this joke for the loyal viewers of the Game of Thrones series Season 8
  6. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog... He's the only one who feeds the hand that bites him
  7. My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection, but the truth is that I don't have any friends.
  8. Why do S and U feel comfortable sharing intimate details to the one next to them? Because that's where loyal T lies.
  9. "My girlfriend treats me like a dog." Said a man. "How?" Asks his friend.
    "She wants me to be loyal."
  10. My wife thinks it's hot that I'm so loyal to her. I said her sister told me the exact opposite.

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Loyal One Liners

Which loyal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loyal? I can suggest the ones about devoted and obedient.

  1. "Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country." -His 3rd wife
  2. Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
  3. I like my men, like how I like my dogs. Loyal, easy to look after and always licks me.
  4. Robots are the most loyal lovers Their love just can't be bot.
  5. The Kremlin knows only two kinds of people Those who are loyal and
  6. If you are loyally dating a platypus... Would they be your *monotrim*?
  7. If I cheat I'm gonna do it in the morning Because at the end of the day I'm loyal
  8. I am a loyal man. When I go out shopping with my mom, I don't look at other moms.
  9. Why did Chris Brown get a lawn sprinkler system installed? His hose ain't loyal
  10. Unlike all of you, I'm a loyal boyfriend I'll never cheat on my girlfriends!
  11. I am a serial monogomist I am loyal to my cornflakes.
  12. Unlike you guys, I'm loyal I would never cheat on my girlfriends!
  13. Heard that David de Gea is sweet, loyal and puts up with mood swings. He's a keeper.
  14. I'm fiercely loyal to a particular brand of toothpaste. I'm in a Tribe Called Crest.
  15. My first cigarette was my last. I'm very loyal to the brand.

Loyal joke, My first cigarette was my last.

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Laughable Loyal Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about loyal you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean trustworthy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make loyal prank.

So Adam was lonely.

God asked Adam, "What's wrong?"
Adam replied, "I'm lonely."
So God said, "Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you; she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. She won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men."
So Adam asked, "Well, what's his gonna cost me?"
"An arm and a leg," God replied.
Then Adam asked, "Well what can I get for a rib?"

Loyalty Test...

Wife buys 12 underwears of same color for hubby..🔻
Hubby- Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people
Total silence...

What happens when a political party filled with loyal members builds its entire platform on being unwilling to cooperate with the opposing party in a system based on compromise between parties that share power?

Your government fails.
wait... sorry I wrote this joke last year, I guess its not that funny anymore.

Dogs vs Girlfriends

If you ever want to see who is more loyal, your dog or your girlfriend, just take both of them in their sleep and put them in the trunk of your car. Drive around for a couple of hours, park, open the trunk, and see which one will be happy to see you.

Stalin and Roosevelt were arguing over whose bodyguards were more loyal...

...and ordered them to jump out of the window on the fifteenth floor. Roosevelt's bodyguard flatly refused to jump, saying "I'm thinking about the future of my family." Stalin's bodyguard, however, jumped out of the window and fell to his death. Roosevelt was taken aback.
"Tell me, why did your man do that?" he asked.
Stalin lit his pipe and replied:
"He was thinking about the future of his family, too."

A Man Asks Santa...

Man: "Can I have a dragon for Christmas?"
Santa: "Let's be realistic son."
Man: "How about a loyal girlfriend?"
Santa: "What color dragon do you want again?"

What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common?

Both of them would get r**... in prison.

So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II...

... and she says : "Watch, Francis! With a wave of my hand, I can make every loyal subject go completely hysterical!" So she waves at the crowd and every loyal subject goes completely a**.... So Francis tells her : "Well, Elizabeth, with a wave of my hand, I can give every Scotsman and Irishman eternal joy!" And she replies : "I'd like to see that!" .... So he slaps her.

Infinity loop

a woman walks into her hypnotherapists office and says " Doctor, I have been loyal to my husband for 12 years but, last night I broke that loyalty and had an affair. I just want you to make me forget it happened". The Doctor said " Not again"

A king gets murdered in his sleep...

Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says "Wow, he must have had a bad knight."

So God creates Adam...

...and soon after he notices that Adam is lonely.
God says "Do not fear, my child. For I will create a partner to accompany you and man from this time forth. She will be known, as a woman."
God continues "She will be obedient, loyal, passionate and nurturing."
Adam hesitates..
"What is this gonna cost me?" Adam asks.
God responds "An arm and a leg."
Adam retorts "What can I get for a rib?"

My wife came home from work and stormed angrily into the bedroom where I was sat.

"I get the impression you aren't being loyal to me," she said.
"Why?" I frowned.
"You've been very quiet recently. And you're always hanging around with that girl from work, Rachel?"
"Rochelle." coughed a voice from the wardrobe.

Loyalty is very important for my wife...

My girlfriend doesn't care.
Funny how different sisters can be.

I like my women like I like my dogs

Wild, loyal, and l**... her own privates.

A man writing in his diary:

I am an ideal man. I don't smoke, drink, or go to night clubs. I have always been loyal to my wife and don't flirt with strange women. I sleep at eight o'clock and wake up early. I exercise daily and work regular hours. But all this will change as soon as I get out of prison.

A boxer loses his sight in a freak accident.

Not being able to compete again, all he can do now is training with his loyal training partner and hitting the bag. Since he can't see, he is required to remember and move only a certain amount of steps (both forward and backwards) to keep the distance. Suddenly his partner stops the session and the boxer asks why they stopped. His partner says: we stopped because you messed up the punch line.

A man sells a dog.

The buyer asks, Is he healthy?
My dog is very healthy, the seller answers.
Is he smart?
My dog is very smart.
Is he loyal?
Yes, my dog is extremely loyal! I'm selling him for the fifth time already.

There's a reason they call it "March Madness".

A Duke fan, a Kentucky fan, and a Tennessee fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most.
The Tennessee fan insists that he is the most loyal and then yells This is for the Vols! and jumps off the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the UK fan next professes his love for his team. He screams This is for the Cats! and pushes the Duke fan off the mountain.

Before leaving for a battle, King Arthur puts a strong iron chastity belt on his wife Guinevere and entrusts the key to his most loyal knight, Eddie. Then King Arthur departs.

Five minutes into his journey, King Arthur hears Eddie screaming for him to stop. King Arthur signals his steed to halt and waits for Eddie to catch up.
"Eddie!" the king says, "What's the matter?"
"Your highness," says Eddie. "You gave me the wrong key."

I had no freaking idea!

I visited a local news website this morning and saw a picture of a good friend of mine on the front page with a title above saying, "A 34-year-old mechanic arrested for dealing drugs". I really thought I knew the guy, but I guess I was wrong. I mean, I've been a loyal customer of his for almost 7 years, and I had no idea that he was a mechanic!

A farmer asked his trusty sheepdog to go out and collect all the sheep and put them in the barn for the night.

Oh course the loyal pup went and did just as he was asked.
He came back and told the farmer that all 100 sheep were safe in the barn.
Confused, the farmer said "But I only have 97 sheep."
The pup says "I know, I rounded them up."

A wife's loyalty is tested when they have nothing.

But a husband's loyalty is tested when they have everything.

Three men were talking about what their children would be saying about them thirty years from now.

"I would like my children to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man.
"Thirty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man'."
Turning to the third man, the first one asked, "So what do you want them to say about you in thirty years?"
"Me?" the third man replied, "I want them all to say, 'He certainly looks good for his age'!

Two women were talking to each other.

Women 1 : So why do you want to file for divorce ?
Women 2 : He treats me like a dog !!
Women 1 : He beats you ?
Women 2 : No , he wants me to stay loyal to him.

A dog and a cat arrive at the gates of heaven and... God, sitting high up in his comfortable armchair, asks the dog:

"Were you a good boy on earth?"
The dog replied:
"I was always faithful and loyal"
God asked the cat:
"What about you, cat?"
The cat looked at God and answered:
" You are sitting in my place..."

Loyal joke, A dog and a cat arrive at the gates of heaven and... God, sitting high up in his comfortable armchai

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