The Best 56 Lowest Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Lowest jokes. There are some lowest cheapest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lowest iqs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Lowest Jokes and Puns
I was cooking last night and made a joke about being able to figure out the fractions in my head without cutting one of my fingers off. No one laughed.
Guess I wasn't appealing to the lowest common denominator.
When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator...
The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero.
/mathburn!
Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?
To look for the lowest prices.
You're one of a kind...
...unfortunately that's the lowest hand in poker
I phoned my insurance agent earlier and asked him for a quote.
He said " I have nothing to declare but my genius. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
I replied "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Oscar Wilde, 1882 ".
Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first?
The one with the lowest mew
What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?
OK
Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll?
"Because," he said, "the bun is the lowest form of pastry."
A shopkeeper was dismayed...
when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, BEST DEALS! To make things worse, another store opened on the other side with a huge sign reading LOWEST PRICES! He nearly panicked until he had the idea to put up his own sign, bigger that the other two, that read, MAIN ENTRANCE.
Why did everyone disregard the midget's stand up routine?
Because puns are the lowest form of comedy.
What country has the lowest age of consent?
Vatican City
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Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one slides off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment.
And I can't even get *that* right.
I think everyone agrees that the lowest form of earth on this planet are child pornographers.
They are the scum of the earth and should be tried as adults.
Which of our organ systems have the lowest self esteem?
The nervous system
Is your bike still for sale?
Me: Yes it is.
Them: What's the lowest you would go on it?
Me: About 2 miles per hour. Anything less and you'd tip over.
Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?
She was trying to find the lowest prices
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS...
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.
The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.
He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop.
It read… MAIN ENTRANCE.
Making fun of a short's person height is cruel and requires no ability...
... one could even say it's the lowest form of humour.
What do you call a British guy's mom who does everything to the lowest quality?
Minimum
What is the lowest and youngest rank of child-soldiers?
Infantry
A man walks into a bar located at the lowest point on earth near the dead sea
some 420m below sea level. He orders a drink and then tells an absolutely dreadful joke, but the bartender laughs heartily anyway, because the bar has been set low for this joke
Giving head to a clown...
is the lowest form of humor.
I think I know why Japan has the lowest obesity rate in the world.
They remembered what happened last time they had a fat man.
Some believe wordplay to be the highest form of humor. Others believe it to be the lowest. And others still...
Believe that those who use it should be pun-ished.
What do you call a doctor who passed medical school with the lowest grade?
Doctor
Highest level of confidence: walking around naked alone in my apartment.
Lowest level of confidence: being caught walking around naked in my apartment.
They say one-liners are the lowest form of comedy
That's why I only tell my jokes to midgets
Puns are the lowest form of humour
Unless you thought of it yourself, then is hilarious
Kazakhstan has people with the lowest blood pressure in the world...
It's probably because they have so much potassium.
Puns are the lowest form of humor
Business lessons: Ending your contract with a specialist logistics company in favour of going with the lowest bidder is...
One of the Bidvest mistakes you can make.
what animal has the lowest pregnancy rate?
the pull-out-a-puss
Why do bacon lettuce and tomatoes have the lowest IQ out of all the foods?
Because they're in-bred!
I hate scuba diving
It was the lowest moment of my life.
Kids have the lowest standards
Everything is about banging their friends moms even though their mamas are so fat that when she skips a meal, the stock market crashes
Bank heists are the lowest among the countries with the highest inflation.
Thieves don't have enough capacity in the vehicles to load enough cash.
A store owner is depressed when he noticed a sign on his neighbors business saying "Best Deals"
He feels even worse when the business on the other side of him puts up a sign saying
"Lowest Prices"
But then an idea struck him!
The next day he bought an even bigger sign reading "Main Entrance"
Why do Long Islander's have the lowest suicide rate in the US?
Jersey is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Surimi must have the lowest self-esteem of all fish.
Nobody would dare eat them unless you refer to them as "imitation crab."
I had a stealing problem
It was an addiction. I took candy, cash, food. My lowest point was when I stole a dress from a hamper in a convent,
It was a dirty habit.
Another joke I just came up with :)
Where do alcoholic hippos go for help?
Hipponymous...
My jokes aim toward to lowest funny bone.
[NSFW] A study just released shows that 84 percent of all people admit to masturbating regularly.
Scientists are very encouraged. The 16 percent rate of lying is the lowest they have ever measured.
Why do mathematicians have the lowest murder rate?
There's safety in numbers.
What's the lowest point in an American student's life?
Gunpoint.
I'm trying to find out what the lowest rank in the army is
But everyone keeps saying it's private
North Korea has one of the lowest literacy rates in the world...
That's why they all elect a "nationar reader"
Super Bowl LIII
One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life.
What do you call the lowest fruit on a lime tree?
Sublime
Do you know why non-vaccinated people have the lowest drinking rates out of everybody else?
They can never age up to 18.
Research shows that
Amish people have the lowest rates of being scammed online
I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was.
He said, "It's Private."
I said, "Come on, you can tell me."
It is said that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor.
Poop! /s
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
Why did Trump play golf after the election ?
Because that's where the winner has the lowest score.
Kek day joke: What do you call the person who graduates medical school with the lowest GPA?
Doctor.
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