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Short lowering jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lowering humour may include short lowered jokes also.

  1. Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
    1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
  2. When the inventor of the USB dies... they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
  3. The inventor of the USB died. They lowered his coffin, raised it back out, flipped it over, lowered it again, raised it back out, flipped it over again, then lowered him again.
  4. Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day. If they are still there tomorrow I will lower the price.
  5. The reason for the wage gap is that men have high paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, etc. while women usually have lower paying jobs... ...like female doctor, female lawyer, etc.
  6. When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground.. ..take it out, flip it over and lower again.
  7. The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave.
    Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again.
  8. The only time my girl friend will ever scream "DEEPER, DEEPER"... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!
  9. Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first
  10. When I die... I want the people who I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.

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Which lowering one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lowering? I can suggest the ones about lower than and dropping.

  1. What gets bigger the more you take from it? The lower class.
  2. Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.
  3. Why does Batman leave his lower face visible? So cops can see that he's white
  4. Donald Trump walks into a bar ......
    and set it lower
  5. Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
  6. Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism.
  7. Why does Superman have a lower case "s" on his chest? Because not all heroes wear caps.
  8. Why do Soviets always write in lower-case? Because they hate Capitalism.
  9. do commies write everything in lower case? you know beacause they hate capitalism
  10. Why do Russians always use lower case letters? Because they hate capitalizing.
  11. Kim Kardashian, pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.
  12. i type everything in lower case because i don't give a shift
  13. Donald Trump walks into a bar He lowers it
  14. Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?
  15. Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation.

Lowering joke, Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about lowering can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of lowering puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about lowering you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean slowing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make lowering prank.

The wage gap isn't real.

Men simply focus on getting the higher paying jobs like scientist, doctor, engineer. Meanwhile, women tend to go towards the lower paying jobs, like female scientist, female doctor and female engineer.

The inventor of the USB stick has died

At his f**... they gently lowered the coffin, then pulled it back up, turned it the other way, then lowered it again.

Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?"

Me: I don't know. Emerg?
Wife: Nah, I want something lower stress. Hey, what about sleep medicine?
Me: Sleep medicine?
Wife: Like, helping people with sleep disorders and such. I wonder what sort of education i'd need?
Me: Probably night school.

The history of the c**....

In 1272, a Welsh inventor created the first c**... using a sheeps lower intestine.
In 1873 the English somewhat refined the idea by taking it out of the sheep first.
~ Obligatory edit. No, it took them 601 years to get the welsh out of the sheep to make the condoms.

A POLICEMAN pulls over a speeding car and takes out his little book.

The driver lowers her window.
policeman: Name, please?
Woman: Freda.
Policeman: Surname?
Woman: Gonow.
Policeman: So you are Freda Gonow.
Woman: Thanks very much , and she takes off!

In 1272, the Muslims invented the c**..., using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Lowering joke, In 1272, the Muslims invented the c**..., using a goat's lower intestine.

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