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Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
Because he hated Capitalism
He hates capitalism
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first
**Me:** Okay, I'll have a coke.
**Bartender:** Is Pepsi okay?
**Me:** Sure, how much is that?
**Bartender:** $3.
**Me:** There you go. So what's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.
He asks for the WiFi password.
The bartender replies: You need to buy a drink first.
The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, what's the WiFi password?
The bartender answers: You need to buy a drink first, all lowercase no spaces.
Because they hate Capitalism.
He doesn't like Capitalism
I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What's the WiFi password?"
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a beer.
Bartender: We have Molson's Canadian on tap.
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $8.00.
Me: Okay, here you go. What's the WiFi password?
Bartender: "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst" -- no spaces and all lowercase.
The bartender replies, you need to buy a beer first.
So the guy buys a beer, and asks again, what's the WiFi password?
The bartender replies, you need to buy a beer first, all lowercase, no spaces or punctuation.
Because he hates capitalism.
Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital
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but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case.
Because they are anti-capitalism
A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.
Hey, what is the wifi password?
A sad relative said:
Respect the dead!
And the boy asked:
All in lowercase?
so i always type my messages in lowercase. i also hate racism, and refuse to run 100 metres.
Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits
lowercase.
He was afraid of capitalism
Scene: A bar.
**Me:** What's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first.
**Me:** OK, I'll have a Coke.
**Bartender:** Three Dollars.
**Me:** There you go. So what's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** "You need to buy a drink first." No spaces, all lowercase.
(Seen in a Reader's Digest mag.)
Works best if you're German!
And asked the priest for the wi-fi password. The priest responded, please sir have respect for the dead, in which i replied, Is that all in lowercase?
Lowercase.
The bartender replies "you need to buy a beer first"
So the guy buys a beer and asks again "so what's the WiFi password?"
The bartender replies "you need to buy a beer first, all lowercase, no punctuation."
I had to settle for a lowercase l couch.
That is an example of a capitalist.
Lowercase.
Lower-case
Because they don't understand CAPitalismο»Ώ
because they reject capitalism.
Uppercase and lowercase.
... and asked the widow:
β What is the wi-fi password?
β RESPECT THE DECEASED! said the widow
β uppercase or lowercase? said the guy
Lowercase
...they wonder, upper or lowercase.
Because it can't have any capital.
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