Lowercase Jokes

What are some Lowercase jokes?

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

Because he hated Capitalism

Why does Karl Marx write in lowercase?

He hates capitalism

A man needs WiFi at the local pub.

A man goes into a local pub and has poor cell signal.

He asks for the WiFi password.

The bartender replies: You need to buy a drink first.

The man says fine and orders a Coke, which costs him $3. He then asks again, what's the WiFi password?

The bartender answers: You need to buy a drink first, all lowercase no spaces.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Wifi password

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer to the hotel lounge to do some work. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, "What's the WiFi password?"

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a beer.

Bartender: We have Molson's Canadian on tap.

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $8.00.

Me: Okay, here you go. What's the WiFi password?

Bartender: "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst" -- no spaces and all lowercase.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why did karl marx always spell his name in lowercase letters?

Because he wanted to abolish all forms of capital

I bought a book on capitalism...

but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case.

Why do Communists Type in Lowercase Letters

Because they are anti-capitalism

Respect the dead

A young man went to a funeral. While being there he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative said:

Respect the dead!

And the boy asked:

All in lowercase?

Remember proper protection this valentines day

Ensure your safeword is at least 8 characters long and has a fair mix of uppercase, lowercase and digits

I have an L shaped couch...

lowercase.

Why did Stalin only write in lowercase?

He was afraid of capitalism

I invented a diet. It's called the lowercase diet. Don't eat foods with capital letters.

Works best if you're German!

I've got an L-shaped bed.

Lowercase.

So I went to a funeral...

And asked the priest for the wi-fi password. The priest responded, please sir have respect for the dead, in which i replied, Is that all in lowercase?

I was going to buy an L couch but I couldn't afford it.

I had to settle for a lowercase l couch.

LOWERCASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS

That is an example of a capitalist.

I recently just bought a nice "L" shaped couch.

Lowercase.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalismο»Ώ

I have an L shaped sofa

Lower-case

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