Low Key Jokes
78 low key jokes and hilarious low key puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about low key that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Low Key Short Jokes
Short low key jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The low key humour may include short subtle jokes also.
- What do you call a Norse god who doesn't draw much attention to themselves? Low Key.......!
- Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend? Loki: nothing, just hanging out
Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...
Loki: no
Thor: low key - What do you call it when a trickster god is singing just a little flat, but nobody really notices? Low-key low key Loki.
- Why Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron. Maybe Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron cause he's trying to stay low key.
- I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key.
- I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space... I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."
- How does the Norse God of mischief like to celebrate his birthday? He likes to keep it low-key
- Thor likes to bust in and beat up the bad guys... His brother prefers to keep things low-key
- Whenever I win a competition people call me boastful and arrogant. But how can I be Low Key... When I'm not the son of Odin.
- What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano? That low key gave me chills
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Low Key One Liners
Which low key one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with low key? I can suggest the ones about quiet and laid back.
- Why do spies never use capitalization? They like to stay low-key.
- Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key
- I went to a store that sells door locks for little people. Low key, it was pretty nice.
- Did Thor ever mention he had a brother? He was very low-key about it.
- Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key.
- Why do introverts identify so much with Thor's brother? Because he's low-key.
- Have you heard of the piano-playing spy? Neither have I. He's very low-key.
- what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki
- What do you call a subtle Norse god? Low-key
- Who is the Norse god of being quiet and unassuming? Low-key.
- Why is Thor's brother not as famous? Because he's rather low-key!
- Why don't we hear very much about the Norse god of mischief? He's low key.
- Why do you never see Thor with his brother at parties? Cuz that guy is pretty Low-key
- What instrument to introverts like the most? Double basses, because they're very low-key.
- Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key
Low Key Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about low key you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean softly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make low key pranks.
A blonde woman is driving down the road.
She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.
While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car.
So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock.
Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”
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Bubba n' Buford II
One day Bubba n' Buford were drivin' down the Farm to Market road in their pickup drinkin' Lone Star longnecks n' chillin' out to Bob Wills "San Antonio Rose" n' low n' behold, they come over a hilltop and there's a DPS roadblock a stoppin' folks. Thinkin' quick, Bubba pulls over to the side a the road n' Buford says "What we gonna do, you get another DUI n' they gonna throw away the key n' I'm still on probation for that thing with the duck at the theater!" Suddenly Bubba gets a big smile n' says, "Here I got a idy...". Meanwhile the DPS knows these two good 'ol boys and watches carefully as they pull back onto the road n' ease up to the roadblock. As he looks in the drivers window there's Bubba n' Buford smilin' ear to ear with beer labels stuck to thier foreheads. With a serious look on his face he asks the obvious question, "You boys been drinkin'?" With a big innocent smile on his face Bubba says, "No sir. We're on the patch!"
Why did the god of mischief decide not to go to the party?
It was low-key.
You'd be surprised how easy it is to pick up girls
All it takes is a respectful attitude, a low key v**..., a breezy sense of humour, a nice beard, duct tape, and a baseball bat.
What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?
A low-key person
What did Thor say when he returned to Asgard? It's way too ' low-key ' here.
Low key just wanna defeat Thor and rule Asgard
Did you hear about Tom Hiddlestone's party?
Probably not, it was pretty low-key [loki]
Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?
I'll give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?
With a low-key event
Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?
Because he stays low key
What supervillain do you know the least about?
Loki , because he is low-key.
My father got crushed by a falling piano.
His f**... was very low key.
Helen Keller
Wasn't Helen Keller a low key Not-see
Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?
He was too low key.
Another blonde joke
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!…"
Why is Tom Hiddleston such a good actor...
He never overacts. His acting is more low-key.
What does a logical person wear to a low-key meeting?
Business causal
Thor and Heimdall
Thor: Have you seen my brother?
Heimdall: I have to admit, I haven't…
I guess he's just being low-key…
Why didn't anyone notice early on when Thor's brother was trying to take over the world?
Cause he was really low key about it.
My wife asked what a good low key present for a coworker would be.
I told her a tuba. I still don't think it has resonated with her yet.
You don't hear much about Thor's brother...
...he's pretty low-key
Why didn't anybody notice the bass clef?
Because it was low-key.
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It's Loki's low low key, low key, key.
Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...
He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.
Why did Thor's brother always sing with a deep voice?
Because he was Low-Key.
What was the name of Thor's silent brother?
Low-key.
I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it.
I guess you could say I'm low-key.
What do you call an Asguardian s**... party?
A Thorgy.
What do you call a secret Asguardian s**... party?
A Low-Key Thorgy.
Why is Thor more famous than his brother?
Because his brother is low-key
My grandfather died after being crushed by a piano
His f**... was very low key
There was an ad in the newspaper Mercedes Benz for 10$.Everyone thought it was some sort of a prank so pretty much everyone ignored it
One gentleman out of curiosity went to the mentioned address.He rang the doorbell and an old looking lady came to greet him. He asked to see the car which was for sale.The lady took him to the garage and there it was a silver mercedes in the best looking condition.
The man made sure to get the papers checked and after getting the keys to the car and the papers he asked the lady I can't help myself but wonder why sell this at such ridiculously low price. The old lady smiled and said I'm just fulfilling my husband's last wish to sell the car and give the money to his second wife
Why were Loki's powers centered around creating illusions?
It allows him to be low-key with his mischiefs.
Local man killed by falling piano
It will be a low key f**....
A group of movie producers are working on the next avengers/MCU movie
Producer 1: Does anyone have any ideas for the villain?
Producer 2: Ok, how about a 14 foot tall, flaming eye-ball, with poison swords for arms, who shoots lasers from his feet, and has a pet llama made of diamonds
Head producer: You're over-thinking this, let's just keep it low-key
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