Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW
She thought it was diet coke.
Low flying planes!
When do we want them?
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WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?!?!?
*NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW*
He's a master of deduction.
Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions.
I was the best teacher ever.
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An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.
He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."
Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."
They don't like Fat Man and Little Boy
how could anyone stoop so low
How low can you get?
How low can you go?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want em?
NEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW
How could someone stoop so low?
I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?!
NNNNEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW
A mathematician is afraid of flying due to the small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with his hand luggage. "The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reason, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero."
Last time they had a little boy, 66,000 people died.
I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.
NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That's right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....
Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?
LOW FLYING AEROPLANE NOISES!!!
When do we want them?
*Nyeeeeeeooooooowww!!!!*
He said, " How could someone stoop so low"
How could anyone stoop so low?
When do want them?!
NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
I never thought someone could stoop so low.
A flippin' idiot.
...I can't believe she'd stoop that low.
I'm calling it OK Stupid.
Because they're constantly eating out!
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."
but nobody is willing to do it.
Low fat.
How could he stoop so low?
"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."
"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"
"Whats that?"
"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."
"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."
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