low Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious low puns

What do we want?

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?

NNEEEEOOOOWWWWW

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Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What do we want?

Low flying planes!

When do we want them?

NNNEEEOOOOWWWwwwwww

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WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!

WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?!?!?

*NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW*

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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?

He's a master of deduction.

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I used to smoke weed and go to class...

Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions.

I was the best teacher ever.

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What do we want?! Low flying planes! When do we want them?!

Neeeeeeooooowwwwwwwww

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The Irishman's parking space

An Irishman is trying to find a parking space outside his local pub on a busy evening, but cannot find a single one.

He looks skyward and says, "Lord, if you grant me this space, I'll come to Church every Sunday like a good Catholic should."

Low and behold, a space opens up right in front of him at which time, he looks skyward again and says, "Never mind, I found one."

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Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate?

They don't like Fat Man and Little Boy

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I was reading in the news that a dwarf got pickpocketed...

how could anyone stoop so low

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my Limbo stick..

How low can you get?

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Someone broke into my apartment last night and stole my limbo stick.

How low can you go?

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What do we want?!

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want em?

NEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW

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Did you hear about the guy who's been pickpocketing midget charity workers?

How could someone stoop so low?

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I just saw a midget get pickpocketed...

I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

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What do we want?!

Low flying airplane noises!

When do we want them?!

NNNNEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW

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A mathematician is afraid of flying

A mathematician is afraid of flying due to the small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with his hand luggage. "The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reason, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero."

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Why is the birthrate in Japan so low?

Last time they had a little boy, 66,000 people died.

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I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.

I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

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What do we want?? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! When do we want them??

NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up

Dad: That's a very low goal. Have some ambition

Child: How about being a doctor?

Dad: That's right!

Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer....

Dad: HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY COMPUTER?

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What do we want?

LOW FLYING AEROPLANE NOISES!!!

When do we want them?

*Nyeeeeeeooooooowww!!!!*

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A dwarf was upset someone picked his pocket

He said, " How could someone stoop so low"

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I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

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What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!

When do want them?!
NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!!!

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I read in the local paper someone was going around pickpocketing midgets.

I never thought someone could stoop so low.

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What do you call a gymnast with a low IQ?

A flippin' idiot.

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I caught my girlfriend giving a midget a blowjob...

...I can't believe she'd stoop that low.

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I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.

I'm calling it OK Stupid.

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Why are lesbians always low on cash?

Because they're constantly eating out!

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Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."

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I've searched high and low for my brother's killer

but nobody is willing to do it.

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What do you call a chubby midget?

Low fat.

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Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget?

How could he stoop so low?

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Wife calls her scientist husband...

"Honey.. Its Saturday.. you're late..."

"I'm busy with my team in an experiment"

"Whats that?"

"We've just added a derivative of C2H5OH with ambiant temperature H2O and aqueous CO2. To cool this mixture added some super low temperature, solidified H2O, now while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with vapours of nicotine...
It's 4 or 5 round experiment.. So I will be late."

"Oh dear.. I won't disturb you. Take your time.."

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What are the most funny Low jokes of all time ?

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