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Low Esteem Jokes

59 low esteem jokes and hilarious low esteem puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about low esteem that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Low Esteem Short Jokes

Short low esteem jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The low esteem humour may include short self esteem jokes also.

  1. what do you call a god with low self esteem? an athiest, because he just doesn't believe in himself
  2. If having low confidence and low self-esteem was an Olympic sport... I would probably get bronze.
  3. My therapist recommended that I write in a diary to help my low self-esteem. *Dear Diary,*
    S*orry to bother you again.*
  4. Me: So do you like guys with low self esteem? Girl: Of course, yes, I do
    Me: Please don't lie to make me feel better
  5. Why do Python programmers have low self esteem? They're constantly comparing their self to other.
  6. Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work? Because he had low elf-esteem
    (I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)
  7. My girlfriend dumped me because I have low self esteem. The worst part is she was imaginary.
  8. How low is my self esteem? Well, I'm pretty sure the fbi guy who's responsible for watching me put duct tape on his screen.
  9. If God doesn't believe in himself... Does that make him an atheist or does he just have low self-esteem?
  10. Buddy, those pills you're taking, are they for your face? No, they're for my low self esteem.. So you're not taking anything for your face?
    (Courtesy of C&H)

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Low Esteem One Liners

Which low esteem one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with low esteem? I can suggest the ones about low iq and self confidence.

  1. My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache.
  2. Did you hear about the marble statue with low self esteem? She was taken for granite
  3. Everyone says that my low self esteem looks bad on me... I agree.
  4. why was santa's little helper so depressed? he had low elf esteem!
  5. Why does Atheist Jesus have low self esteem? He doesn't believe in himself.
  6. Quadriplegic people have low self esteem. They won't even stand up for themselves.
  7. My girlfriend left me because of my low self esteem I probably deserved it, though
  8. Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself.
  9. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
  10. I have low self esteem so I made an imaginary girlfriend. But she dumped me...
  11. Lately my self esteem has been so low... Even in the shower I sing backup vocals.
  12. Low self esteem group meeting Please use the back door
  13. What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem? A cantelope.
  14. Why was Santa's helper sad? He had low elf-esteem.
  15. What do you call God when he has low self-esteem? Atheist.

Hilarious Low Esteem Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about low esteem you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean insecure jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make low esteem pranks.

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Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
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What goes good with coconut v**...?

Teen age girls with low self-esteem and questionable morals

Santa's Jokes

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can h**...-h**...-h**....
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!
I wanna tell you what kind of luck I've got. If this year I cornered the mistletoe market, they'd postpone Christmas.
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.
Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in Bermuda shorts...groping their way through the smog singing: "It came upon a midnight clear."
Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time?
Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas pageant? Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem. On the other side of the stage, a boy in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile/ cellular phone, calling for reservations.
Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.

A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem

He just wanted to B-flat

How do we know that the dwarf p**... has low self-esteem?

She's always selling herself short.

I don't know if I only get girls with low self esteem cause im ugly or if because we have things in common like low self esteem

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When god is having a day with low self esteem...

...is He atheist because He doesn't believe in Himself?

Being a Ginger I always get asked the same question and I want you to know the answer is yes....

I do have low self esteem.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

When it comes to girls with low self-esteem...

guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings.

If you are about to euthanize a stray pet...

And a depressed little man with very low self esteem jumps into your arms.
Do you put him down?

What's the worst part about being insane with low self esteem?

Not believing in yourself is blasphemy

What Do You Call It When A Person With Low Self-Esteem Takes A Laxative?

Self-Defecation.

Once upon a time, God became an atheist...

Turns out he was grappling with a low self-esteem.

My friend from the Middle East has really low self esteem.

Thus I was not surprised to find out that she was a Qatar.

The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet on Thursday at 7 PM.

Please use the door at the rear of the building.

I was at the hospital the other day and the Radiologist had really low self-esteem.

I think he had body image issues.

Thank you for calling the Psychiatric Institute of Mental Health

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