The Best 11 Lovin Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Lovin jokes. There are some lovin baconator jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lovin ronald puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Lovin Jokes and Puns
Loving Wife
Wife: \* in the hotel room on the hotel's intercom talking with the receptionist\* Hello? Please send maintenance personnel! My husbands about to jump off the window!
Receptionist: Ma'am, why do you need the maintenance personnel? We can send our security staff instead.
Wife: I need maintenance staff because he can't open the window!
Lovingly slow-cooked over an open flame...
...I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise.
One of my most loving memories of my mom was when I scraped my knee and she kissed my boo-boo and put a bandaid on it.
It really stuck with me.
A loving husband of many years turns to his wife and says: I have to be honest with you. In truth you're like a plastic bag to me
You take my breath away.
Loving beer and wanting abs is hard
So I had to cancel my gym membership due to conflict of interests
I lovingly call my girlfriend "Russia"
Because she's always annexing my territory in bed when we sleep.
What do pedophiles and McDonalds have in common?
They are both bad for kids, but *I'm lovin it!*
I'm loving my new desk. It looks good and is at the perfect working height. I sat down, got myself comfortable and thought..
Yeah I could really get behind this.
I'm in a loving marriage of 14 years and still have sex three times a week.
I hope my wife doesn't find out.
They say loving both males and females is unnatural
But have you ever seen a hetero-son in the wilds?
Bob and Jill (A Poem)
Bob and Jill love each other
Jill is soon to be a mother
They've known each other for a long time
But Jill was distraught when her boy wasn't fine
He came out all deformed
They should have listened when they were warned
Cause they were told when they started lovin
It wouldn't work, because they are cousins
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