The Best 10 Lovemaking Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lovemaking jokes. There are some lovemaking marital jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lovemaking conjugal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Lovemaking Jokes and Puns

A thief entered a house one mid-afternoon to find...

a couple in the middle of lovemaking. He tied up the woman and at gun-point asked the man to handover all their money and jewellery. The man started sobbing and said, "Brother, take anything you want. But please, untie the rope and let her go." The thief replied, "You must really love your wife, having no regard for your own safety." The man said, "No, she's my neighbour's wife. Mine will be back shortly!"

A man meets a foreign girl, they flirt with each other, and end up sleeping with each other.

After the man came, he asked her 'you finish'?

She shook her head.

Dutifully the men got back to work, and after another round of lovemaking he asked her 'you finish?'

The girl shook her head again.

The man barely had any energy left, but continued the lovemaking nonetheless. In the end he collapses on the bed and asks again 'you finish?'

The girl shakes her head and replies 'No, I'm Swedish'.

A little boy walked in on his parents in the heat of their lovemaking, "Mommy, what are you doing?"

"Urn," she stammered, "well, Daddy is so fat
that I'm bouncing all the air out of him."
"I don't know what good it's going to do,"
the boy replied. ''The lady next door is just going to blow him up again!"

Lovemaking joke, A little boy walked in on his parents in the heat of their lovemaking, "Mommy, what are you doing?"

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine go on their honeymoon..

Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a lovemaking session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'd both be tanned".

The man anticipated a night of ravenous lovemaking when the Russian woman entered wearing nothing but a bra and panties. However, as she was walking, he heard a faint Hello! Hello! coming from her nether regions with each step she took...

Where's that sound coming from? the man asked with a confused look on his face.

She smiled and said, Don't worry, that's just my Privyet parts.


What is Vin Diesel's lovemaking style?

Pitch Black, Multi-Facial, XXX and Fast and Furious.

Jack came home in great excitement and said to his wife:

"Jill, love, you will never believe it, dear, but I have discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking".

"Really," she said, interested at once. "What is it?"

"Back to back," Jack replies

"But that is crazy. We cannot do anything back to back."

"Yes we can," he says. "I have persuaded another couple to help out!"

Lovemaking joke, Jack came home in great excitement and said to his wife:

So this guy finishes reading a self-empowering book..

And then goes to his wife to put the knowledge to the test. so he tells her :"Wife, tomorrow morning i expect breakfast in bed, followed by some good love-making and then a warm bath...and after all this, who do you think also gets to do my hair and dress me ?" the wife looks at him, smiles, and says :"The guys at the funeral home, honey"

My girlfriend says our lovemaking is so bad because I'm so easily distracted!...

Ah well..back to it I suppose

What does linoleum and your love-making partner have in common?

If you lay them just right, you can walk on them for twenty years.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lovemaking night jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lovemaking intimate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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