Love Jokes

• Short Love Jokes
• Love One Liners
• Love Is Jokes
• I Love You Jokes
• I Love Jokes
• Love Is Like Jokes
• More Love Jokes

Funniest Love Short Jokes

Short love jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The love humour may include short loving jokes also.

1. I saw a girl crying, so I asked her Where are your parents? and she started crying even more. Man, I love working at the orphanage.
2. My granddad always used to say, As one door closes another one opens. Lovely man.
   Terrible cabinet maker.
3. "Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa ?" "Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter !"
   "Thanks dad !"
   "No problem Alan"
4. How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, and you don't even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she's a lovely girl, and she'll brighten up the room instantly.
5. The creator of Mad Libs died this week. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
6. Gay parents are awesome! * "Hey dad, why is my sister named rose?"
   * "Because your other dad loves roses"
   * "Thanks dad"
   * "No problem, Richard"
7. "Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church. But a horrible thing to hear in a mexican prison.
8. My girlfriend was devastated when she found out the reason why my nickname is The Love Machine . It's because I'm terrible at tennis.
9. As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th and final season... I would LOVE to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode.
10. I love dad jokes WIFE: I have a couple of important announcements... First: I'm pregnant.
    HUSBAND: Hi Pregnant, I'm dad
    WIFE: Second: No you're not

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Love One Liners

Which love one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with love? I can suggest the ones about likes and living.

1. String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
2. I quit my job to start a cloning business and it's been great, I love being my own boss.
3. The Bible and the Quran tell us to love each other The Kamasutra is more specific.
4. I said I love you to my cake. It burst into tiers.
5. REMINDER: If you have promised your SO that you will love them 24/7 Today is 24/7
6. The Bible tells us to love each other. The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
7. Why does Greta Thunberg love this sub? Coz of the amount of reused content here.
8. Made love to my wife for an hour and four minutes tonight Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
9. I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
10. A girlfriend is like a good US president I'd love to have one
11. I love the smell of my f5 key... It is very refreshing
12. My love life is like Santa Claus. It exists thanks to gullible six year olds
13. Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader.
14. I love eating babies and smiling but I hate punctuation
15. I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeon 4 times this month.

Love Is Jokes

Here is a list of funny love is jokes and even better love is puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I asked my wife So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty? And you know what she said? Please for the love of god could you stop wearing my bras!
• My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters... My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
• We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our ability to SELECT EACH IMAGE CONTAINING A TRUCK.
• As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I've learnt... 1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.
  2.) They LOVE chocolate.
• I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park. It's just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it .
• Why do Chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
  (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
  r/nextfuckinglevel post)
• I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.
• My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it. She's gonna love this pack of playing cards.
• After making love to my wife last night, she told me I had a body built for sin 12 hours later, I still can't figure out if she meant Gluttony or Sloth
• If any of you are sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember... that nobody loves you on any other day of the year, and valentine's day shouldn't be any different.

I Love You Jokes

Here is a list of funny i love you jokes and even better i love you puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mother used to say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman. Useless surgeon.
• My Grandad always said, As one door closes, another one opens. Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
• If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel
• I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite. Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
• Son: why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram
  Son: Thanks dad
  Dad: No problem Alan
• My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
• As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July. It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.
• Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
• My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
• A man asks god... Man:"Why did you make women so beautiful?"
  God:"So you would love her."
  Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb?"
  God:"So she would love you."

I Love Jokes

Here is a list of funny i love jokes and even better i love puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the perfect 'safe word'? Meatloaf
  (I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that.)
• I'm currently in a love triangle I like this girl, this girl likes nobody, and nobody likes me.
• "I love my job!" said the farmer "All you do is boss me around all day!" said one of his sheep.
  "What did you say?" said the farmer.
  "You herd me."
• Yesterday my brother uploaded a status on Facebook. He wrote in his facebook status "I love my girlfriend <3"
  I knew that he liked them young but this is getting out of hand.
• I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone "Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
  "No" she sobbed
  I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage
• As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... Him: What's a pirates favorite letter?
  Me: ARRRGH!
  Him: You would think it would be ARRRGH but my first love be the "C"!
• When I professed my love to a female friend she told me she loved me like a brother... We are from the south so things are going good.
• Son: Dad, why is my sister named Teresa? Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.
  Son: Thanks dad.
  Dad: No problem Alan.
• Why did Princess Leia date so many guys before she found Han? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
• I went to a Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." It was my complimentary nan

Love Is Like Jokes

Here is a list of funny love is like jokes and even better love is like puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My stalker just threatened to kill herself, if I didn't love her back. It's really nice when problems resolves themselves like that.
• Love is like looking for a parking spot Everything good is taken and it's frowned upon to go into the handicapped ones.
• Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y.
• What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?
• Always love a women for her personality They have like 10, so you can choose.
• How does a cat like its steak cooked... Raaaaaaaare.
  I know I know. Dad joke but I'm desperate for some love since it's my birthday.
• Love is a lot like algebra... ... You look at your X and wonder Y!
• I'm like a cat when it comes to kids I don't really enjoy the product
  But I love playing with the box it came out of.
• My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me.
• The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations for the future as a child Like having a wife who loves me and owning a dog

Fun-Filled Love Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about love you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean respect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make love pranks.