The Best 7 Love Handles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Love Handles jokes. There are some love handles darling jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these love handles luv puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Love Handles Jokes and Puns

I told my wife, "You are so skinny."

Then I grabbed her by the love handles and said, "Just look at all this skin."

Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.

He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."

from a movie...

so a man and and a woman are making love, when their young boy walks in. upon seeing his parents, he cries and runs to his room. the father says "i'll handle this". he walks to the boys room and finds little john on top of grandma, just giving her the business, going up and down, up and down. then the boys looks at his father and says, "its not so funny when its your mom, is it?"

Love Handles joke, from a movie...

There's a woman who gets dropped off at my building for work every day by the husband.

And every day the husband will come out and go to the passenger side to open the car door for her.

Seeing so much love from the husband I decided to ask her whether this has always been the way.
She replied no, it only started two years ago.

I asked "What made him change?"

The woman replied "Change? the inside door handle stopped working two years ago. He didn't want to change it."

My wife told me that cooking was getting very very difficult due to her 8 months pregnancy

So I added telescope handles on all of the kitchen utensils. I love my wife.


One of the many situations women tend to handle the wrong way...

Ladies, if a man brings you breakfast whilst you are still in bed, he wants to hear: "Oooh, that is so cute, thank you! I love you!" and not "HOW THE FRAK DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE YOU FRAKKING CREEP?!?!?!".



Just FYI.

Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?

Yeah.

.. now he has no ears.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the love handles hate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working love handles moms piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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