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I tried playing my Demi Lovato record today

But the needle kept getting stuck


Why wont Demi Lovato play soccer?

She cant seem to kick anything


Why did Demi Lovato hold Wonder Woman captive?

Because she was a heroine addict


Demi Lovato just moved house recently...

... she lives right overdose hills


I bet Demi Lovato...

Can open a Capri Sun on the first try


After everything she's been through and survived, one word comes to mind when I think of Demi Lovato.



What is Demi Lovato's half-sister's name?

Semi Lovato :p

*I'll show myself out*


Can people stop the Demi Lovato jokes please

It's not funny a dealer lost his best customer


I didn't know there was a concert at the hospital today

Demi Lovato gave everyone inside a heart attack


Why did Demi Lovato overdose on oxycodone?

She wanted to give her heart a break.


What's Demi Lovato favourite hobby?

Train spotting


What's the last thing Demi Lovato did?



Demi Lovato is Out...

Stone Cold


Whats the difference between Demi Lovato and a hooker?

Hookers can wash their crack and use it again


If Demi Lovato wants to survive

She needs to get overdose drug addictions


Why does Demi Lovato love soccer?

She's great at scoring


Whats the difference between Demi Lovato and Expedia?

With Expedia you come home after your trip.


I wish I could fit as much talent into a song as...

Demi Lovato can fit heroin into her arm.


No matter what anyone says about Demi Lovato, I still love her...

She'll always be a heroine to me


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