The Best 18 Louvre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Louvre jokes. There are some louvre sculpture jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these louvre art puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Louvre Jokes and Puns

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(...and you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this on raydeet.... Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse. )

Art Thief

An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.

He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"

The thief replies:

"I did not have the Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh"

Art Thief

A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

Louvre joke, Art Thief

Recently, a burglar in Paris...

Recently, a burglar in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past heavy security, he was captured only two blocks away, when his getaway vehicle stalled in the middle of the road. When asked how he could mastermind such a daring crime, and then be caught only a couple blocks away, he replied,

I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.


Art thief.

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

A thief tried to steal paintings from the Louvre...

A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!

Louvre joke, A thief tried to steal paintings from the Louvre...

What's the name of that painting in the louvre that you get arrested for touching?

I can't quite put my finger on it.

A trespasser was caught with his pants down at the Louvre, humping the Venus de Milo

He was charged with statuary rape

Why did a man paint a bullseye for the Louvre?

Because he liked d'arts.

Two men robbed the Louvre

Two men robbed the Louvre in Paris. Soon after, the police found the thieves stopped in their van on the side of the road. When the thieves were asked why they had stopped, they answered: "We did not have enough Monet to buy Degas and make the Van Gogh."

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They say that good artists borrow but great artists steal

Anyways, that's how I got banned from the Louvre.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Why is Mona Lisa smiling?

She is in Louvre

I came across an interesting piece at The Louvre today...

Mona Lisa didn't look very impressed while I was wiping it all off.

I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa...

I think I'm in Louvre.

Louvre joke, I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa...

Two petri dishes are at the Louvre

"You know I really don't understand art." said one petri dish to the other

The other raises an eyebrow and responds, "That's because you are not cultured."

Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris?

Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh.

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We suggest to use only working louvre mastermind piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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