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50 lousy jokes and hilarious lousy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lousy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Lousy Jokes

Short lousy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lousy humour may include short awful jokes also.

  1. Did you know Vegetarian is a Native American word? It means Lousy Hunter
    I am native American and this joke has been told to me a couple of times. Thought I'd share.
  2. Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy? Name that thing hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
  3. In University I was doing a 'Degree In Communism' . . . but had to drop out after the first year . . . . . . lousy Marx
  4. "One man's trash is another man's treasure," is a great philosophy But it's a lousy way to tell a kid they're adopted.
  5. The doctor who performed my lobotomy operation did a lousy job. I have half a mind to tell him so.
  6. My one night stand said I'm a lousy lover after we finished Asked her how can she tell after 30 seconds?
  7. My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... My wife said that I'm a lousy lover...
    How can she know that after only two minutes?
  8. My friend once had a job circumcising elephants Well according to him the pay was lousy but at least the tips were huge!
  9. Why do computer scientists make such lousy lovers? 'Cause they always want to do the job faster than before. And when they do, they say the performance has improved.
  10. I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . . The pay is lousy, but I hear you get plenty of tips.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about lousy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of lousy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Lousy One Liners

Which lousy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lousy? I can suggest the ones about horrible and poor.

  1. I tell ya, my wife is a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count 'em!
  2. Once there was a king only 12 tall. He was a lousy king, but made a great ruler.
  3. I circumcise elephants for the circus, the pay is lousy..... But the tips are enormous.
  4. I survived the most dangerous place in America... And all I got was this lousy diploma
  5. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer!
  6. Why was Cinderella a lousy basketball player? She had a pumpkin for a coach.
  7. Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers? Because they only use half pipes.
  8. Why are horses lousy dancers? Because they have two left feet.
  9. My phone got married last week. The service was good despite the lousy reception.
  10. Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.
  11. What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic.
  12. Why are grave diggers such lousy drivers? Because they are always undertaking
  13. My boss says I can be a lousy worker at times And I take that as an invitation
  14. Why Couldn't the Lousy Farmer Cross the Road? Because he couldn't grow a pear.
  15. Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.

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Laughter Lousy Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about lousy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean terrible jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make lousy prank.

Smart first grader

A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't hepped-up about the Super Bowl. It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?
Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, says the student.
Well, that's a lousy reason, says the teacher. What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?
Then I'd be a football fan.

So a man goes to the doctor...

and is told that he has a terminal illness with only 24 hours left to live.
He went home and told his wife who was completely shocked. So later, as they're laying in bed, he asks if they can make love one last time. They do. Later, the man wakes up at 3:30 in the morning and asks if they can go at it again. His wife tired and irritable says, "Well that's easy for you to ask, you don't have to get up in the morning..."
Sorry for the lousy wording

Back in the days of the USSR, two men stood in a block-long line for cucumbers...

Suddenly one of them snaps, and yells "This is an outrage! Waiting for hours for a couple of lousy cucumbers! I'm going to the Kremlin to assassinate the fools responsible for this!" and stomps off. A couple hours later, he's back.
One of the other people in line asks "Did you kill the guy in the Kremlin?"
The first guy responds "You think *this* line is long?"

Ol' Merl & Ethel

Ol' Merl & Ethel were sitting on the porch, enjoying the summer breeze. Suddenly, Ethel reaches over and smacks poor ol' Merl right out of his chair. "What was that for?" he exclaims. "That's for being such a lousy lover all these years." Well, Merl gets back in his chair, sits quietly for a while, then reaches over and smacks Ethel right back. "And what was that for?" Ol' Merl drawls, "That's for knowing the difference."

So this r**... in New York is getting mugged...

and he fights like a wildcat, but eventually the three toughs overcome him. Two hold him down while the third grabs his wallet and opens it.
"Ten dollars??!!? You fought like a madman for *15 minutes* for a lousy ten bucks?"
"Oh no!" replied the r**.... "I thought you were going after the $500 in my shoe!"

A girl returned back from her blind date, her roommate asked how was it ?

"it was lousy, he kept talking about how we can head back to his house to see the 1956 Ferrari 250GT."
" Wow,must be a rich guy "
"Yeah, and he was also the original owner".

Lousy ventriloquist

My neighbor was a terrible ventriloquist;

He'd put his fingers up my a**..., and tell me not to say anything.

A disgruntled cow complains about the way it's treated

The Cow grumbles under its breath "This lousy cowboy does nothing but push me around all day"
Cowboy: "What's that you said?"
Cow: "You herd me!"

Why do stoners make lousy poker players?

Because they keep smoking the p**....

Why do doctors make lousy lovers?

Because usually they prefer to sit and wait for the swelling to go down.

What do you say when a lousy comedian performs on an escalator?

These jokes are bad on so many levels

I once had a friend who had a job circumcising elephants.

The pay was lousy, but the tips were huge.

My husband left me for my best friend today.

I don't know the girl, but she's my best friend for taking that lousy sack of a man off my hands.

It is possible to get h**... on a public toilet seat

But it's sure a lousy place to have s**...

Lousy joke, It is possible to get h**... on a public toilet seat

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The impact of these lousy jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.