The Best 3 Louse Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Louse jokes. There are some louse genealogy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these louse largely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Louse Jokes and Puns

The Chinese recently made a scientific discovery.

They discovered a louse so small that it lives on the back of the common housefly.

It's a remarkable discovery, but it's gone completely unnoticed because nobody thinks it odd that the Chinese are raving about their fly lice.

What do you call a head louse on a bald man?

Homeless.

If the plural of "mouse" is "mice" and the plural of "louse" is "lice"...

Then why isn't the plural of "house" "hice"?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the louse laboratory jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working louse flagship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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