The Best 23 Louisiana Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Louisiana jokes. There are some louisiana boudrea jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these louisiana cajuns puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Louisiana Jokes and Puns
What do you call it when someone despises people from both Louisiana AND Texas?
Being allergic to latex
I haven't had Popeyes in a long time
Guess you could say I'm on a Louisiana Fast
What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
The old Man's Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.
He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
What's the difference between a someone from Texas and someone from Louisiana?
One rides horses the other rides their cousins
What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?
Drive the route with Les Miles!
... I'll see myself out.
What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?
Bayou self
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US?
Welcome to Louisiana
Where do chicken strips find love?
Chicken tinder
~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?
Their bayou loomin' essence
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Why do people in Colorado have more energy than people in Louisiana?
Because they are full of potential.
No matter what State you live in, Louisiana is always close to it.
I guess you could say it's always close Bayou.
Louisiana purchase, call that...
French Montana
Smart waitress
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?
It's a bayou tapas-tree.
A new survey claims that 74% of Louisiana households are now considered overweight
The rest just don't see it as a problem.
What do you call a retarded Irishman from Louisiana?
A special O'Cajun.
What did the girl from Louisiana say when she was leaving?
Bayou
Next week in Baton Rouge...
Well hello good people of Louisiana! The name is Beteaux, and I want to be YOUR Senator!
A Texas Biologist
A Texas biologist, who discovered that the life of a porpoise could be prolonged indefinitely if it were fed a steady diet of seagulls, has been arrested at the Louisiana border. He faces charges of transporting gulls across state lines for immortal porpoises.
Two men are talking in a Louisiana bar.
One says to the other, "I had the strangest encounter last night. An alligator crept into my room, climbed into my bed next to me, and just stayed there all night hissing away."
"Weren't you scared at all?", said the other man.
The first man replies, "Well I guess because of the fact I was married to a cold-blooded reptile for 20 years, it didn't really bother me that much."
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes...
but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
Oh, no! the blonde shouted in dismay.
This one isn't wearing any shoes either!
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