Louisiana Jokes
38 louisiana jokes and hilarious louisiana puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about louisiana that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious Louisiana jokes. From Cajun and Louisiana Purchase puns to Offensive Louisiana and Rural Bayou Quips, there is something to make everyone in the bayou chuckle. Check out this collection of the best Louisiana Jokes.
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Funniest Louisiana Short Jokes
Short louisiana jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The louisiana humour may include short rural jokes also.
- What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
- No matter what State you live in, Louisiana is always close to it. I guess you could say it's always close Bayou.
- Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana
- What do you call it when someone despises people from both Louisiana AND Texas? Being allergic to latex
- What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana? Drive the route with Les Miles!
... I'll see myself out. - Moving to Louisiana after living in California has been quite difficult New Orleans is fine, but it's NOLA
- What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence
- Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century? It's a bayou tapas-tree.
- A new survey claims that 74% of Louisiana households are now considered overweight The rest just don't see it as a problem.
- Where do chicken strips find love? Chicken tinder
~Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
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Louisiana One Liners
Which louisiana one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with louisiana? I can suggest the ones about bayou and backwoods.
- How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama One Mississippi
- What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self
- What's the loneliest place in all of Louisiana ? Bayou Self
- I haven't had Popeyes in a long time Guess you could say I'm on a Louisiana Fast
- What did the girl from Louisiana say when she was leaving? Bayou
- Louisiana purchase, call that... French Montana
- How is Louisiana like Washington DC? Both swamps are flooded.
- Two men walk into a bar in Louisiana. They were found dead the next day
- What do you call a Mexican, that was raised in Louisiana? A CaJuan.
- What do you call a r**... Irishman from Louisiana? A special O'Cajun.
Great Louisiana Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about louisiana you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean countryside jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make louisiana pranks.
Smart waitress
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?" She leaned over the counter and said, "Burrr-gerrr Kiiing."
The old Man's Pond
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim n**... or make you get out of the pond n**....'
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes...
but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
Oh, no! the blonde shouted in dismay.
This one isn't wearing any shoes either!
Mr. Steve Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana.
He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer. Unfortunately, he mistyped a letter, and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. Joan Johnson, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away. The preacher's wife took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.When she was finally revived, she nervously pointed to the message, which read: "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here."
Came up with this while driving from Texas to Florida
**How long does it take to drive from Louisiana to Alabama?**
About one Mississippi.
A Texas Biologist
A Texas biologist, who discovered that the life of a porpoise could be prolonged indefinitely if it were fed a steady diet of seagulls, has been arrested at the Louisiana border. He faces charges of transporting gulls across state lines for immortal porpoises.
Two men are talking in a Louisiana bar.
One says to the other, "I had the strangest encounter last night. An alligator crept into my room, climbed into my bed next to me, and just stayed there all night hissing away."
"Weren't you scared at all?", said the other man.
The first man replies, "Well I guess because of the fact I was married to a cold-blooded reptile for 20 years, it didn't really bother me that much."
What's the difference between a someone from Texas and someone from Louisiana?
One rides horses the other rides their cousins
Next week in Baton Rouge...
Well hello good people of Louisiana! The name is Beteaux, and I want to be YOUR Senator!
Why do people in Colorado have more energy than people in Louisiana?
Because they are full of potential.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather.
.. it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
