Louis Jokes
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Funniest Louis Short Jokes
Short louis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The louis humour may include short crossover jokes also.
- Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?
Paint an endzone on it. - Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page. - Louis C.K. is the hardest working comedian in the business He literally built and ended his own career with his bare hands.
- Yesterday, I went to a Louis Vuitton showroom with my wife I was shocked to find that my salary was printed on a shoe
- In St. Louis right now, thought this was appropriate: How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1
- To think, Louis and Marie-Antoinette almost won the French Revolution. They were neck and neck.
- I was dating a girl claiming to be related to King Louis the XVI and got mad after I declared "so no head?"
Immediately she begins storming off - A recent study shows that the best place for corporations to do business in the US is St. Louis. As they say, ..Missouri loves companies.
- Louis Vuitton bag Why is it that a French woman never managed to sell a $80 Louis Vuitton bag in the US?
She kept saying it's $420. - Why doesn't Louis C.K. grill by himself? Because he likes it when people watch him pull his pork.
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Louis One Liners
Which louis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with louis? I can suggest the ones about st louis and comedian.
- What's Louis C.K.'s favorite drink? Jack and squirt.
- Is it true that the inventor of fractions was... ...Louis the 1/16th?
- I believe that the ultra rich deserve to be treated like royalty Louis XVI, specifically
- How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville? It's Frankfort.
- What did Louis Pasteur say when he was asked where the brain is? Past your eyes.
- What do you call a very expensive switch ? a Louis Button...
I'm so sorry - Who do you call when the church has bacteria? Pasteur Louis
- Why are people in St. Louis always sad? They live in a constant state of Missouri.
- I'm not saying my wife's a snob but even her colostomy bag is a Louis Vuitton.
- All exposure is good exposure. -Louis C K
- Louis Copies Kobe He should C Kelp.
- What did King Louis XVI ask of his barber? "A little off the top please"
- What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers? Yarrrrrrr Metis!
- "I just discovered Louis XIV had a nickname." "Sun King?"
"Not yet, I'm still in shock." - How do you experience 80 degree weather and snow in a 24 hour period? Move to St. Louis.
St Louis Jokes
Here is a list of funny st louis jokes and even better st louis puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable.
- I'm going to St. Louis to do my Black Friday shopping. I hear the deals are a riot.
- I love seeing St Louis with local friends Never call shotgun though.
- Guns N' Roses will play their first show in St. Louis since 1991. Sounds like a riot!
- I just learned that there's a piece of the Twin Towers in St. Louis. Maybe if somebody didn't take that piece out, they wouldn't have collapsed.
- Corporations big and small rejoice as taxes are lowered in St. Louis for businesses. Once again proving that famous saying; Missouri loves companies.
- Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis. - The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house
- No work boots were stolen in St Louis yesterday.
- Instead of the St. Louis Rally-Cat, throw in a rooster. Everyone will love the Rally-c**....
Louis Vuitton Jokes
Here is a list of funny louis vuitton jokes and even better louis vuitton puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day.
- What do you get when you cross Louis Vuitton with Calvin Klein? A bald fat ginger.
- louis vuitton factory outlet
- What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels
Louis Ck Best Jokes
Here is a list of funny louis ck best jokes and even better louis ck best puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Louis c**... is the best CUMedian
Uproarious Louis Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about louis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean firm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make louis pranks.
i don't get this joke
Louis c**... said it was one of his terrible early standup jokes
"I asked my mom what s**... was and she said 'it's what happens when Mrs. Brady turns off the lights. So I always thought s**... was a commercial for paper towels"
The Final Exam
The weekend before their big history final, four college buddies decided to go to St. Louis to party with friends. However, after partying all night, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Springfield until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking their history final then, they decided to find their professor after it was over and explain to her why they had missed it.
They had gone to St. Louis for the weekend, they told her, and had planned to come back in time for the test, but on the way back, they'd taken a short cut down a dirt road and had had a flat tire. They didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time and as a result they missed the final.
The Professor thought about it awhile and then agreed they could make up the final the following day.
The guys were elated. They studied together that evening and, the next morning, arrived for the test. The professor placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem. It asked:
"(For 5 points) On what date was the Declaration of Independence ratified?"
"Cool," they thought at the same time, each in his separate room. "This test is going to be a breeze."
Each wrote July 4, 1776 and then turned the page.
On the second page was written:
"(For 95 points): Which tire?"
A Michael Sam joke
After being drafted by the St. Louis Rams, Michael Sam celebrated by kissing his boyfriend. This is historic because it's the first time anyone has celebrated being drafted by the St. Louis Rams. - Conan O'brien
Louis Pasteur is the greatest man to ever live...
The thing he did was so incredible that it was named after him - pasteurization.
The only other person I can think of to do that is somewhat less well known, and much less respected -
Bill Cannibal.
Funny comeback from a student
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
What do you call a well dressed police officer who is beating you up?
Louis Baton
If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis c**... style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
There's no point in charging Louis c**... now
He's already gotten off
What does C.K. in Louis C.K's name refer to?
My friend just e-mailed me a copy of Louis C.K.'s new special
First: unzip
What's the quickest way to stop someone from having a s**...?
"Stop Louis, or I'll call the cops"
Just saw louis c**... leave his building in a T shirt
So I shouted, Louis, Jacket!
Breaking News: Louis C.K. makes first published statement regarding the recent alligations of s**... misconduct.
"I'm Gay."
Everyone's talking about how inappropriate Louis c**...'s behavior has been...
...personally, I think he handled himself quite well.
What's the difference between Louis c**... and the early bird?
One beats chicks to the worm, the other beats the worm to chicks.
What is Louis C.K.s favourite car for 2017?
A Ford Exhibitionist, great car I hear, real flashy.
Louis c**... helped me change a flat tire.
All I had to do was watch him jack it.
What was the hardest thing for Louis c**... when he had to leave his disrespectful kids home alone?
Getting someone to watch his little jerks.
This scandal is a bigger deal for Kevin Spacey than it is for Louis c**...
as Kevin finally came-out whereas Louis only just came.
If Louis c**... cant go back to comedy he could always pick up fishing.
Rumor has it he's a master baiter.
Why did Louis c**... hire a babysitter?
He needed someone to watch his little squirts.
What's the difference between Louis c**... and a p**... of water on the stove?
The p**... won't get hot if you watch it.
Judge: Louis, you shouldn't have shown your..
What did Louis c**... call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis?
Different Strokes for Different Folks
Well with all the celebrities in the news these days at least Louis C K...
Was up and coming.
What does Louis c**... do when he gets a splinter?
Pulls it out.
Louis C.K. is a great guy
He doesn't force women to lend a hand.
Did you hear Louis c**...'s new movie is cancelled?
You still might find him coming soon in a theater near you.
What are Louis c**...'s after parties called?
Meet and beats
Louisiana purchase, call that...
French Montana
Louis c**... might not physically have had s**... with any women
But he came close.
I can't believe what Louis C.K. did...
I just hope he doesn't rub off on my kids.
How does Louis c**... respond to a s**... proposal?
He says,"Ive gotta hand it too you."
A 14 year old agoraphobic kid had to audition..
For Louis C.K in a tiny room. He found it pretty uncomfortable but at least it wasn't Spacey.
It s**... that Louis c**... got in trouble among these Hollywood personalities being accused.
If anything, he just exasterbated the situation.
New Year and my hard of hearing aunt hired a new chef for her new chain of baker's.
But Louis c**... is not the master baker she thinks he is.
What do you get when you mix a hypocrite, Catholic, and comedian into a blender?
Louis c**...
When Louis Armstrong was a child, he was colorblind, a doctor asked him if he wanted to do this experimental surgery to allow him to see colors. After the procedure, they ask him what does he see, he tells them...
I see trees of green, and red roses too.
Why did Louis XVI flee the revolution?
He felt a bit guillotine
Louis c**... returned to the stage last night with a 15 minute set at the Comedy Store in New York.
He needed the exposure.
I think Louis c**... has been misunderstood.
He was testing out new material. He just wanted to see whether women would laugh at his junk!
Why did Louis XIV seize possession of an Italian triumph?
To absolutely claim it as, "Mon arch"
A prophet in france
There was a prophet in France during the reign of king Louis XI who predicted the death of one of his advisors eight days before the advisor died.
The king decided that the prophet was too dangerous to be left alive and called on his royal guard
"Grab this prophet and bring him to me." the king said
So they did and brought him to the king
The prophet knew what was going on of course
The king decided to ask the prophet one more question to see if he truly was what he claimed to be
"Do you know when you are going to die?" the king asked the prophet
"Yes I do" answered the prophet
"Well, when?"
"I am going to die three days before you."
