Loudest Jokes
26 loudest jokes and hilarious loudest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about loudest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Loudest Short Jokes
Short loudest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loudest humour may include short louder jokes also.
- Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass? It was his favorite sterotype.
- I had a friend a friend who sleep through anything, even the loudest of noises! Granted, I shot him with a tranquilizer first.
- I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping
- Why do elephants paint their t**... red? -So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
-A giraffe eating cherries. - Why do elephants paint their t**... red? To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries. - Why do elephants paint their t**... red? So they can hide in apple trees.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating apples - How do elephants camouflage themselves in the jungle? They paint their b**... pink and hide up cherry tree's.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating the berries. - My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell r**... the loudest while having s**.... She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time.
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Loudest One Liners
Which loudest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loudest? I can suggest the ones about louder than and brightest.
- What's the loudest color? YELL-O!
(Orange ya glad I didn't say red?) - At what age are musicians the loudest? Forte
- What is the loudest kind of pet? A trumpet
- What's the loudest park of a dog house? The ROOF
- What do you call a rabbit with no legs? The loudest Fleshlight I ever used.
- Who is the loudest politician? Tony Blare.
- When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark.
- I nicknamed my girlfriend melody Because its loudest and always on top
- What do you call Ash Ketchum's loudest sneeze? His pikachu.
- What is the loudest state? Illi*noise*
- What's the loudest animal on the farm? It's the Allama
- What pepper is the loudest of all? Hollah- peno
- Who's the loudest person in a town? The I-Scream man!
- What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"
- What's the loudest noise in the world? A skeleton m**... in a biscuit tin
Uproarious Loudest Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about loudest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean largest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make loudest pranks.
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why do elephants paint their t**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
Here's a trilogy of jokes
You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
Why don't you see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because they're very good at it.
Why do the elephants paint their b**... red?
So they can hide in a cherry tree.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
A series of jokes because I never see the full set
Why are elephants so good at hiding in trees?
Because you never see them.
How do they hide in cherry trees?
They paint their b**... red and climb up
What's the loudest sound in the Savannah?
A giraffe eating cherries.