The Best 13 Loudest Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Loudest jokes. There are some loudest loudly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loudest commotion puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Loudest Jokes and Puns
For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his balls red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.
Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
To hide in cherry trees. Ever seen one? No? It works.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries.
At what age are musicians the loudest?
Forte
Why did the black guy pick the music system with the loudest bass?
It was his favorite sterotype.
I had a friend a friend who sleep through anything, even the loudest of noises!
Granted, I shot him with a tranquilizer first.
My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex.
She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time.
What do you call a rabbit with no legs?
The loudest Fleshlight I ever used.
Who is the loudest politician?
Tony Blare.
When is a tree it's loudest?
When it begins to bark.
I nicknamed my girlfriend melody
Because its loudest and always on top
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What do you call Ash Ketchum's loudest sneeze?
His pikachu.
What is the loudest state?
Illi*noise*
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loudest fart jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working loudest louder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.