Heartwarming Lou Jokes that Make You Laugh
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.
On a bitter cold day, Hank visited Lou
"I had a rough time getting here", said Hank, "for every step forward forward I slid back two!"
"But if you slid back two steps for every step you took forward, how'd you get here?", asked Lou.
"I almost didn't, but then I said to myself 'forget it', and turned around and started back home"
An old guy tells his friend, "Hey Lou. I just bought a new brand of hearing aids. $15,000! But they're worth it!" Lou's impressed and asks, "What kind is it?"
The old guy says, "A quarter past three."
I remember seeing Bruce Jenner on Wheaties boxes as a kid and wanting to be him.
Apparently he looked at Wheaties boxes and wanted to be Mary Lou Retton
A large movie studio is making a movie about famous musical composers played by very muscular actors. They had all of the actors choose who they wanted to be.
Dwayne Johnson chose Mozart.
Lou Ferrigno wanted Beethoven.
When asked who he wanted to play, Arnold Schwarzenegger said, I'll be Bach.
If dating had a batting average.
I'd have Lou Gehrig's disease.
As a mark of respect to Lou Reed
I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
-Daft Limmy
The biggest coincidence of all time
has to be that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries.
He always takes his wok on the mild side.
Jay-Z should open a pizza place.
But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.
What's Lou Bega's favourite film?
Rambo No 5.
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Me: Have you ever heard of Cindy lou?
Other guy: Cindy Lou who?
Me: Oh so you have heard of her
Sexual harassment allegations have been made against Lou Bega
7 women have come forward and the assaults have been said to have taken place in varying locations including: in the sun and by his side
What is the downside to eating a clock?
It's time consuming.
- From LOU Part II
Ricky Nelson would be proud
I had a dream the other night. I was at an Italian restaurant, as I was walking in unnoticed Lou Abbot and Mary Tyler Moore waiting to be seated and Corey Hart was leaving having already ate. I made a gesture and said Hello Mary, Lou, and goodbye Hart.
Pat: "I was a fool when I married you"
Lou:" I know, but I was in love and didn't notice at the time."
What are your favorite "joke names"?
Here are some of my favorites:
Mike Rotch
Lou Skunt
Gabe Oytoucher
Gabe Athouse
John Gulbunny
T. Nanal
That guy is running so fast he's gone to plaid!
That's Lou de Chris.
Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live....
I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?
I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease.
It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead.
Lou Gehrig...
... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?
Just learned that Mario's brother likes to host seances.
No wonder they call him Lou Ouija.
Man, the deep dish pizza guy caught the flu and now he thinks he controls the world
I'm not sure if the ill Lou Malnati story holds up.
Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses?
He has *Double Vision*.
A husband was sitting at the table when his wife banged him over the head with a frying pan...
"What did you do that for?" He asked. The wife said, "I found this peace of paper with the name Mary Lou on it." He said, "Oh that's just the name of the horse I put a bet on."
The next day she banged him over the head again, this time with an even bigger frying pan. He said, "Good Lord, why did you do that again?" "Your horse just called." She said.
