Lou Jokes
32 lou jokes and hilarious lou puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lou that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud at this hilarious collection of Lou jokes! Featuring Mary Lou, Lou Sassle, Jennie, Joe and Jesse – these jokes will have you rolling on the floor. A perfect choice for parties, bored hangouts and long drives – make sure not to miss out on these side-splitting jokes!
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Funniest Lou Short Jokes
Short lou jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lou humour may include short john jokes also.
- I remember seeing Bruce Jenner on Wheaties boxes as a kid and wanting to be him. Apparently he looked at Wheaties boxes and wanted to be Mary Lou Retton
- As a mark of respect to Lou Reed I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
-Daft Limmy - The biggest coincidence of all time has to be that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
- Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's.
- Me: Have you ever heard of Cindy lou? Other guy: Cindy Lou who?
Me: Oh so you have heard of her - Pat: "I was a fool when I married you" Lou:" I know, but I was in love and didn't notice at the time."
- What are your favorite "joke names"? Here are some of my favorites:
Mike Rotch
Lou Skunt
Gabe Oytoucher
Gabe Athouse
John Gulbunny
T. Nanal - Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live.... I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?
- Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-ee-ville or Lou-vul? Neither, it's pronounced Frankfort.
- I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease. It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead.
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Lou One Liners
Which lou one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lou? I can suggest the ones about dale and cooper.
- I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad.
- If dating had a batting average. I'd have Lou Gehrig's disease.
- What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead? A Lou-ouija board.
- Lou Reed really doesn't like spicy stir-fries. He always takes his wok on the mild side.
- What's Lou Bega's favourite film? Rambo No 5.
- What is the downside to eating a clock? It's time consuming.
- From LOU Part II - That guy is running so fast he's gone to plaid! That's Lou de Chris.
- Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?
- Why does Lou Gramm wear glasses? He has *Double Vision*.
- Batman could beat the Joker, but... ...he couldn't beat Lou Kemia.
:( - What does a r**... say for foreplay? "Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"
Lou Gehrig Jokes
Here is a list of funny lou gehrig jokes and even better lou gehrig puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Heartwarming Lou Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about lou you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pronounce jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lou pranks.
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.
On a bitter cold day, Hank visited Lou
"I had a rough time getting here", said Hank, "for every step forward forward I slid back two!"
"But if you slid back two steps for every step you took forward, how'd you get here?", asked Lou.
"I almost didn't, but then I said to myself 'forget it', and turned around and started back home"
An old guy tells his friend, "Hey Lou. I just bought a new brand of hearing aids. $15,000! But they're worth it!" Lou's impressed and asks, "What kind is it?"
The old guy says, "A quarter past three."
A large movie studio is making a movie about famous musical composers played by very muscular actors. They had all of the actors choose who they wanted to be.
Dwayne Johnson chose Mozart.
Lou Ferrigno wanted Beethoven.
When asked who he wanted to play, Arnold Schwarzenegger said, I'll be Bach.
s**... harassment allegations have been made against Lou Bega
7 women have come forward and the assaults have been said to have taken place in varying locations including: in the sun and by his side
Ricky Nelson would be proud
I had a dream the other night. I was at an Italian restaurant, as I was walking in unnoticed Lou Abbot and Mary Tyler Moore waiting to be seated and Corey Hart was leaving having already ate. I made a gesture and said Hello Mary, Lou, and goodbye Hart.