Lotto Jokes
20 lotto jokes and hilarious lotto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lotto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Lotto Short Jokes
Short lotto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lotto humour may include short lottery jokes also.
- Why do lottery winners always go bankrupt? Because if they knew anything about managing money, they wouldn't be playing the lotto in the first place!
- Anthony Jeselneck - Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions....
- Being kissed by a girl is like winning the lotto I can pay for both, but get nothing in the end
- Did you hear about the Horse who won the Lotto? Nobody has. When they asked if he had the winning ticket he only told them "Nay"
- News from the Zimbabwean Lotto and for a magical 100,000th time the winner is...
Robert Mugabe - I know a guy from North Carolina who spent 200 million on the lotto. He said that if he doesn't win, his life savings are gonna go south.
- A farmer wins twelve million dollars on the lotto max. A reporter asks him what he plans to do with his new found wealth?
Well I'll just keep on farming till it's gone I guess. - What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money
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Lotto One Liners
Which lotto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lotto? I can suggest the ones about lottery ticket and lottery win.
- What did the woman who won the lottery get? Lotto money.
- What is something I 100% do not own... CS:GO Lotto.
- If you could Ask God one Question, what would you ask.? Next Weeks Lotto Numbers
- Greenlanders finally decided to participate in the Viking Lotto They are inuit to win it.
- Never play 22, 18, 11, 4, 6, and 1 in the lotto The odds are too slim
- Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it
Uproarious Lotto Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about lotto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean winning lottery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lotto pranks.
A snail hits the lotto and goes into a Rolls Royce dealership and orders his car to have a giant "S" painted on the doors.
When asked why he wanted it, he replied "I want everyone who sees me to say 'look at that S car go!'"
