Lotta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Lotta jokes. There are some lotta screwin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lotta gona puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Lotta Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

A hillbilly invites his new neighbor to a party...

he says "there'll be a whole lotta drinkin', dancin', and screwin'..."

His neighbor asks if he can bring anything.

Hillbilly says, "you can bring anything you want, just goin' be me and you..."

*credit to "Mad Men"*

Girls will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta frogs to find a prince...

But guys will tell you that you have to kiss a lotta princesses to find a woman!

Skeleton: Gee I sure have a lotta work to do today...

A skele-ton

If 50 cent went broke what would he still have?

lotta bills..

The makers of "Snakes On A Plane" are planning to make a sequel.

It's going to be called "A Lotta Kids On a Plane".

Whatd ya call a lesbian dinasor?

Lick-a- Lotta Puss.

Lotta girls out there named Virginia but you don't see many named Alabama. Wonder why?

Someone out there has a punch line help me out folks

Why does Jesus like Black Friday?

Makes it easier to pay for our sins. Lotta BOGO deals out there.

Did you hear about the guy who won the lottery?

She won a whole lotta money.

It must be really awesome being a baker

They make a lotta dough.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lotta offa puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lotta givin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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