The Best 10 Lotr Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lotr jokes. There are some lotr shitload jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lotr aragorn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lotr Jokes and Puns

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- The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, from the perspective of the ring.

I always found the Lord of the Rings trilogy a bit boring

It's just a LOTR walking around

Did you know lotr could have come out a lot earlier?

Only problem was no one knew what the writer was Tolkien about

What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?

That's a LOTR orcs!

It's weird how you see lots of elves and men in the LOTR trilogy, but Gimli is one of the only dwarves

Guess you could say he's the Tolkien minority


Just rewatched LOTR, the line "You bow to no one" from Aragorn to the hobbits made me think of it in a different light then before

Well duh, you are 3'6

What do you call a LOTR fan wih a sprained ankle?

A hobblit.

You think Harry Potter is better than LOTR

Tolkien must be Rowling in his grave...

JK i don't want to offend any fans

What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?

What are you Tolkien about...

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lotr loads jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lotr gollum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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