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Lost Luggage Jokes

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What is a good lost luggage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.

I lost my case.

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks...

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick.
"No" replied the Irishman "I've lost all me luggage!"
"How'd that happen?"
"The cork fell out!" said the Irishman.

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy......

however, that's not the case.

Took Qantas to court over my missing luggage.

They lost the case.

I sued the airport for misplacing my luggage

They lost the case

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"

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