Lost License Jokes

Funniest Lost License Short Jokes

Short lost license jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lost license humour may include short no license jokes also.

1. My uncle always believed that "Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything." I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license.
2. I let the autistic kid have my seat on the bus. And that, is how I lost my job _and_ my license.
3. Did you know that, with enough pressure, the human lung will burst like a balloon? Anyway, I lost my medical license today.
4. A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza... Also, I lost my bus license today.
5. A cop stops a guy for speeding Cop: Sir, I need to see your drivers license.
   Guy: what, you guys took it from me two years ago, don't tell me you lost it.
6. What will happen if an 110lb kid is jogging at 4mph, and a 3000lb car hits him at a constant speed of 55mph? He gets hit by the truck, and is severely injured.
   So anyways I lost my license today
7. Did you hear about the doctor who permanently lost his license JUST for sleeping with one of his patients?!? He was a great veterinarian.
8. You see the story where all of the Orthopaedic surgeons lost their their medical licenses? it was unorthodocs

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Lost License One Liners

Which lost license one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lost license? I can suggest the ones about drivers license and drivers licence.

1. My mom always used to say "50 is the new 20!" Lovely woman, lost her driver's license...
2. I was on a vegetable and wine only diet I lost 20 pounds and my drivers license
3. I lost my bicycle license. I didn't block the road for an entire day.
4. My best frend proposed to my sister today He Got Hit by a car
   I lost my license
5. What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless.
6. Why was the grandmother's license revoked? She had lost her fine motor skills.

Lost License Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about lost license you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean driving license jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make lost license pranks.