I lost Interest in that relationship.
On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...
maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Sorry lost control there
Anyways, I lost my job as a gynecologist today.
On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...
I lost my case.
I told her, if I lost 50 pounds I'd be talking to your friends!
I lost Interest in that relationship.
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?" Yesterday." I replied.
I ask her: I have lost my wife, can I talk to you?
She replies: Why?
I say: You will see in 20 seconds.
I lost my case.
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said,
"I've lost my wife here in the supermarket."
"Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled.
"Why talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!"
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded
"Come on, what day was I born?"
Yesterday." I replied.
A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"
I wasn't very happy but left without making a scene.
"No way. That's impossible!" she said.
"Trust me," I said, "I have no idea where our baby is."
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"
Yesterday." I replied.
...and my job at the morgue.
She said, "If you lost a few kgs, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite...
That'll teach her to talk back.
But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
..and the old man turns to it and says:
"Would you at last admit it that we are lost?"
It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"
Yesterday." I replied.
About 3 days
In all honesty though, my thoughts and good wishes go out to the people of Florida,
And while looking for her, he sees a stunning brunette. The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
Why?
Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.
They both lost their vision
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