The Best 12 Losses Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Losses jokes. There are some losses colonel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these losses artillery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Losses Jokes and Puns

Dear Americans

Dear Americans,
As today is 9.11 I wish you all the best and am really sorry for your losses.

Greetings from Europe!

In law school...

Professor: What is fraud?

Student: If you don't let me pass the exam, you've committed fraud.

Professor: (surprised) how so?

Student: According to the law, those who take advantage of others' ignorance to cause them losses are committing fraud.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Losses joke, What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

Recent reports show that due to the recent losses on the world cup, England is expiriencing an influx of domestic abuse, but hey... least they're beating someone.

How do you hit $1M by opening a restaurant?

Start with $2M and know when to cut your losses.

After being shorted by hedge funds, Gamestop, AMC, Blackberry and Nokia are watching those funds cry about their losses

I guess you could say those... companies love misery

What's the difference between Hitler and the sun?

The sun rises in the East and Hitler goes down in the East. (A popular joke in Berlin when the Nazis were suffering huge losses there).

Losses joke, What's the difference between Hitler and the sun?

Fraud and mismanagement at Afghanistan's largest bank has resulted in 900 million dollars in losses.

A Pentagon official commented, Amateurs!

The Dallas Cowboys have 6 straight losses

They can't seem to beat anyone unless it is a woman on a pile of guns.

How were naval losses announced in the Soviet Union?

"Comrade Stalin, seven of our destroyers have been recommissioned as submarines!"

Shares in the funeral firm 'Dignity' have fallen by 50%

due to profit losses and some stiff competition

You can explore losses leonid reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean losses gain dad jokes. There are also losses puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

This morning, 50 Cent announced he's filing for bankruptcy.

He also announced he'll be touring with Nickelback to recoup 10% of his losses.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the losses augustus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working losses bureau piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes