Losing Teeth Jokes
16 losing teeth jokes and hilarious losing teeth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about losing teeth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Losing Teeth Short Jokes
Short losing teeth jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The losing teeth humour may include short missing teeth jokes also.
- When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth.
- what do professional boxers and sugary candies have in common? they both make you lose your teeth
- You talkin' to me? Or are you chewing a brick? Because either way, you're going to lose your teeth...
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Losing Teeth One Liners
Which losing teeth one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with losing teeth? I can suggest the ones about pulling teeth and bad teeth.
- How did the man lose his teeth? AcciDENTALly
- What does a gypsy lose when he brushes his teeth? 5kg/11lb of plaque.
- How did the carpenter lose all his teeth? By biting his nails.
- What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth.
Losing Teeth Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about losing teeth you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean false teeth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make losing teeth pranks.
Dentist: How did you lose your three teeth?
Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."
Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."
Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."
A man walks out of a bar...
He's completely trashed.
Swaying from one side of the street to the other, he stumbles towards his home, when he sees a nun walking in front of him.
With considerable effort he catches up to her and taps her on the shoulder, twice.
As soon as she turns around, he punches her right in the face.
Losing two teeth, she stumbles backwards and raises her arms. He punches her again, a lot harder this time.
She hits the ground and starts to beg for mercy: "Please, just leave me be. By god, why are you doing this?"
He grins from one ear to the other, and says:
"Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"
A couple of offensive jokes for your enjoyment... note, they are offensive, mmmkay? :)
What is the first thing a r**... girl says after losing her virginity?
*Get off me, pop, you're crushing my cigarettes!*
What did Dodi Al-Fayed say to his driver the night they got killed?
*Do you want to come out with me and Di tonight?*
What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
*Picking the wheelchair bolts out of your teeth.*
What do you call a h**... with a runny nose?
**Full :)**
Finally...
How do you circumcise a r**... guy?
*You kick his sister in the teeth!*
One of my favorites
A little boy and his mother are in a department store shopping one afternoon. The mother decides to try some clothes on and tells her son to wait outside the changing room for her. A few minutes later she walks out to find her son has his hand up the dress of a mannequin in the store. She quickly rushes over and slaps her sons hand exclaiming "don't ever stick your hand up a girls dress!" The boy seems confused and asks why. His mother explains that "girls have teeth up there and you could lose a finger" Never learning any different several years pass and the boy is now in his teens and has managed to get himself a girlfriend. After a couple months of making out with his girlfriend after school she one day asks him why he never puts his hand up her dress when they are kissing. The boy says "are you crazy I'm not going to put my hand up your dress, you have teeth up there and I could lose a finger." Confused the girl lifts up her dress to show him and says "what are you talking about there aren't any teeth up there" The boy takes a good long look and says "Yeah...not with gums like those"
The Bats' Competition
Three Bats were talking about who was the best at s**... blood. The first bat though he was the best, while the other two though they were the best, so they decided to have a competition to see who really was the best.
The bats had 30 minutes each to see who could get the most blood.
The first bat goes, and 30 minutes later he returns with blood dripping from his teeth. The others ask what happened, and he says, "See that stone house across the hill," The other two nod, "Well, I went inside and there was a very heafty women asleep in her chambers, ripe for the picking."
Impressed, the second bat goes off, and 30 minutes later, he returns with blood splatered across his face. The other ask what happened, and he says, "See that moated mansion over there," They nod, "Well there was a banquet inside, and by the time they realized what was happening to the guests, I was long gone."
Not wanting to lose the competition, the third bat goes off, and 30 minutes later he returns, his body dripping, wing to wing, with blood. The others, shocked, asked him what happened, and he says, "See that spiked wall castle across the hill," the others had to look quite far into the distance, but eventually nodded and said they saw it. "Well," the bat replies, "I didn't."