The Best 31 Losers Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Losers jokes. There are some losers idiots jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these losers born loser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Losers Jokes and Puns
Why are people with foot fetishes always losers?
They love the smell of defeat.
Weight losers
The girl's husband was getting a bit tubby round the middle, so she decided to tempt him to do something about it.
"Honey," she said, "if you lose 20 lbs, I'll do a sexy striptease for you."
Cruelly, he replied, "And if you lose 20 lbs, I'll watch."
My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette.
Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore.
Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?
The losers got precipitation trophies.
There Are 492 Billionaires In The U.S
And Not One Of Those Losers Has Decided To Become Batman.
I just saw a strip club across the street from a mini-golf place. Now, I'm pretty liberal, but I think that's taking it too far.
What if you're trying to enjoy a nice afternoon out with your family, but when you leave, your kids have to watch a bunch of losers playing mini-golf?
Why are people with a foot fetish losers?
Because they like the taste of DA FEET
My mother told me that losers don't deserve to be commended.
So, naturally, I took down the confederate flag from the porch.
In Hacky Sack, who wins?
No One, they're all losers
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues.
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues. They're pretty adamant about losers not getting participation trophies.
They say history is written by the winners...
But actually, history is written by historians and most of them are losers.
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I don't understand why people keep tearing down Confederate statues?
Shouldn't the losers get to keep their participation trophies?
My friend is a loser
Me: God you're such loser, if there was a contest for losers you'd come 2nd.
Friend: Why not 1st?
Me: Because you're a LOSER!
I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds...
of ammunition to keep all you losers away.
A company decides to build a strip club across the street from a mini-golf place.
A bunch of people were really upset about this, and you can't really blame them. I mean, who wants to be enjoying a nice family outing only to look across the street and see some losers playing mini-golf?
How can you spot the losers in a social media War?
They're the ones yelling, "Retweet! Retweet!!"
I joined a BPD support group to deal with my abandonment issues.
But I didn't deserve those beautiful losers, so I left them.
There are no winners or losers in Thailand...
just ties.
What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Condoms are for losers...
Real men use diapers.
Loser conference.
The first international conference of losers took place.
Losers came from all over the world, but the conference was canceled.
First they came for the stupid whiny losers, and I said nothing
because I was literally the first person they got
The is a strip club opposite a indoor golf club personally this is disgusting what if you go for a nice family night out and look out the window
And see a bunch of losers playing indoor golf
Foot Fetishists are losers
They enjoy the bitter taste of **defeat**
People who go to the gym are
Fat Losers
Gym goers are fat losers.
Why should you never compete with a dinosaur?
Because they're saur losers
374 losers from 151 different countries came to the World Loser Gathering.
The gathering was cancelled.
There are no winners or losers in Fortnite.
Except the losers.
There are no losers in Adult Video industry.
Only wieners.
I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...
They're conceded
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