The Best 45 Loser Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Loser jokes. There are some loser contest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loser born loser puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Loser Jokes and Puns

When I was a kid I was a sore loser...

...,I cried every time my dad beat me.

I lost the Sore Loser Award last night...

It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year.

I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder...

He is always a Thor loser.

Loser joke, I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder...

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

I was playing a quiet game of Scrabble with a friend

and he's a very sore loser. He was losing so badly, that he got extremely angry, picked up the bag and started throwing words beginning with 'th' at me.

I managed to dodge this, there and then. But I did not see that coming.


Chuck Norris and Superman

Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

(Submitted at the request of my 10 year-old son.)

I can finally set my tivo to record "the biggest loser"...

...kept trying to record the jets game

Loser joke, I can finally set my tivo to record "the biggest loser"...

I challenged Superman to a fight.

The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

Who the biggest Loser of them all?

Type this in on your search bar.
LOSER.COM

People are like lottery tickets.

You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time.

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You will eventually wake up pregnant with the child of a loser not understanding how you could let it happen.

Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, "the Apprentice." But, did you know about Hillary's show?

"the Biggest Loser."

A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar.

The bartender says:

What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?

A blonde, a drunk, a liar, and a loser walk into a bar to order a couple drinks...

The bartender says: "There's my favorite customer! What will it be this time Ms. Clinton?"

Two weevils were in a fight...

The loser was forever known as the lesser of two weevils

Loser joke, Two weevils were in a fight...

What's the difference between "loose" and "loser"?

One describes your mom and the other describes your dad.

Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris

Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.

I auditioned to be on "The Biggest Loser"...

They told me "you win"


My grand father fought in WW2. Whenever I bring it up, he says he never wants to talk about it again.

What a sore loser

I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars.

But nature is only out a buck.

Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled...

Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants till the rest of his life.

I used to be a loser with no potential, but now I'm more than that.

I'm a loser with no potential and no girlfriend.

Why does everyone assume that just because I'm a 40 year old loser that I live in my parent's basement?

My parents don't have a basement. I live in my bedroom like a big boy.

[FIGHT] Chuck Norris VS Superman.

Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.

1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a cold war...

5, 6, 7, 8 loser is a buffer state.

I like how the girl that called me a loser in high school is now blowing up my phone

She sends me things like what are your plans for dinner and Your dad and I are going out for dinner there's food in the fridge

My friend is a loser

Me: God you're such loser, if there was a contest for losers you'd come 2nd.

Friend: Why not 1st?

Me: Because you're a LOSER!

I've been playing hide and seek with a roach for two days now.

He still hasn't found me since this morning. What a loser.

When I look in the mirror, I see a massive loser.

I see my own reflection, too, but this weirdo has been following me around all day.

The guys at the gym called me a fat loser ...

It's really great how they notice my effort.

In a knife fight, the loser dies in the street.

But the winner dies in the ambulance

Some guys at the gym called me a fat loser today

I'm glad they notice my effort.

Watching gymnastics

*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*

Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser

My dad says his friends called him a loser

After all, he's nearly fifty and he's still living at home with his family.

My stepdad told me it was pointless to apply to med-school because I was too stupid to be a doctor

8 years later and one of us is an unemployed loser with a drinking problem and the other is making six figures and going to Hawaii this weekend to renew his wedding vows with my mom.

What do you call a hero that doesn't aim for the head and requires a rematch?

A Thor loser.

Why don't you want to win an argument with your wife?

Because you don't want to be married to a loser

When I was young...

...my teacher said I was nothing but a stupid loser, and I'd never amount to anything.

Now, I look back on my life and I realize that being home-schooled really sucked.

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They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

Chuck Norris and Superman fought once and placed a bet on the outcome. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside!

While gaming last night, I was called a loser due to still having my default skin

But when I showed up to school, the next day, wearing a new skin, I'm a psychopath.

There was a fat guy at the gym the other day. He was raging over his tired limbs.

I guess he really is a sore loser.

Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?

Because he was a Thor loser

What's cold, sore, and you can never get rid of?

Our bitch ass loser president

A drug addict, a man taking a nap, and Donald Trump.

What are a user, a snoozer, and a sore loser.

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