The Best 27 Lorry Jokes

Following is our collection of Lorry jokes which are very funny. There are some lorry truck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lorry tanker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lorry Jokes and Puns

A man isn't paying attention when crossing the street

A man isn't paying attention when crossing the street and gets hit by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

A policeman is despatched to inform the unfortunate man's family:

"There's no easy way to say this..."

A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.

Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.

This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego blocks.

I'm so furious I don't know what to make of it.

Lorry joke, This morning some bloke drove up to my house in a huge lorry and dumped off a massive pile of lego b

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins.

What a turtle disaster.

The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident.

He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry


A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry,

then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

When the policeman informed his family he said
"There's no easy way to say this"...

A wedding photographer was tragically killed today when a 250lb wheel of cheese fell off the catering lorry and crushed him.

All the guests tried frantically to warn him, but to no avail.

Lorry joke, A wedding photographer was tragically killed today when a 250lb wheel of cheese fell off the caterin

A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.

Police are combing the area.

Load of animals in the back of a lorry..

The cow says "mooooooooove over"

The chicken says "fkaaaf"

Couple police jokes

1) A hole has opened up on the motorway, the police are looking into it.

2) Someone has stolen the toilets at the police station, the police have nothing to go on.

3) A lorry carrying hair gel has tipped under suspicious cirumstances, over scattering it's content all over the road. The police are combing the area.

I got arrested for tailgating a lorry.

Or as the police called it, "stalking my ex".

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Two std's crossing the road.

All of a sudden a lorry approached at a very high speed.

One says to the other I think I am a gonorrhoea.

A lorry carrying a load of tortoises crashed though a railway crossing into a train full of terrapins .

What a turtle disaster .

A mate of mine once had sex with the exhaust pipe on the back of his lorry.

He found out a week later he was HGV positive.

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

Today a truck full or terrapins tragically crashed into a lorry full of tortoises.

It was a turtle disaster.

Lorry joke, Today a truck full or terrapins tragically crashed into a lorry full of tortoises.

Doctor I feel like a bridge...

"What's come over you"
"2 cars a bus and a lorry"

A joke for farmers

Three farmers were in prison.

One asks another what he did. He replies that he stole trailer load of wheat and got 1 year. He asks what the first farmer did. He said that he stole a lorry load of barley and got 2 years.

He then asks what the third farmer was in for. Rape, the third farmer replies. Shocked, the first farmer exclaimed "Christ, how much did you steal?!"

What do you call Czechoslovakian lorry driver?

Idroavan downaditch


Huge crash on the high way, a lorry full on snooker equipment toppled over

There were ques for miles

A Lorry carrying 1,000 Tortoises crashed into a Lorry carrying 1,000 Terrapins...

It was a turtle disaster.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

A lorry full of wigs was stolen last night....

Police are combing the area.

Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes.

Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....

There was no congestion at all.

2 VD germs

2 VD germs crossing the road and a big lorry hurtles towards them. One says to the other 'Looks like we're a goner ear.:

What did I say when I got run over by a shampoo lorry.

Pulling out of a parking space, I asked my wife, "Are there any cars coming?"

"No" she said.
As I got onto the road she added "Just a lorry"

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