The Best 10 Lorr Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lorr jokes. There are some lorr load jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lorr hours puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lorr Jokes and Puns

A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.

Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.

A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins.

What a turtle disaster.

A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.

Police are combing the area.

Lorr joke, A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.

Lorraine and Clearly

A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"

A lorry carrying a load of tortoises crashed though a railway crossing into a train full of terrapins .

What a turtle disaster .


A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

I'm Asian, and we confuse our l's and r's.

That's just how we lorr.

Lorr joke, I'm Asian, and we confuse our l's and r's.

A Lorry carrying 1,000 Tortoises crashed into a Lorry carrying 1,000 Terrapins...

It was a turtle disaster.

A lorry full of wigs was stolen last night....

Police are combing the area.

Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes.

Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....

There was no congestion at all.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the lorr abusive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working lorr debra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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