lorr Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious lorr puns

A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.

Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train load of terrapins.

What a turtle disaster.

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A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.

Police are combing the area.

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A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo

when his lorry breaks down on the motorway. The driver gets out of the cab and is looking at the engine when a second lorry driver stops in front of him and asks if he needs help. The penguins' driver explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo and asks if the other man would 
take the penguins there. He agrees. 
Some hours later, the 2nd lorry driver drives past the first one, who is still waiting on the motorway. The penguins are still on the lorry, and look happy. 
"I thought I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo," shouted the first driver. 
The second replied, "I did, but I had some money left, so we're going to the cinema now." 

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Lorraine and Clearly

A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the funeral, People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the funeral he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"

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A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

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I'm Asian, and we confuse our l's and r's.

That's just how we lorr.

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A lorry carrying a load of tortoises crashed though a railway crossing into a train full of terrapins .

What a turtle disaster .

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A Lorry carrying 1,000 Tortoises crashed into a Lorry carrying 1,000 Terrapins...

It was a turtle disaster.

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A lorry full of wigs was stolen last night....

Police are combing the area.

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Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes.

Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....


There was no congestion at all.

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What are the most funny Lorr jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Lorr? Well, here are the best Lorr dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Lorr pick up lines to share with friends.

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