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Funniest Lords Short Jokes

Short lords jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lords humour may include short landlord jokes also.

1. Ever wonder how a Jehovah's Witness spreads their word during Covid? Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
2. My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the lord of the rings trilogy. She's Tolkien in her sleep.
3. "Craig, I caught your son playing 'doctor' with my daughter!" "Oh lord, that kid. My boy didn't do anything inappropriate, did he?"
   "I'll say! The co-pay he charged was outrageous!"
4. When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead
5. Last night I dreamed I was the author of The Lord of the Rings. I've been Tolkien in my sleep.
6. I wouldn't be mad. And the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life". But John came fifth and won a toaster.
7. When I was young, I used to pray to the Lord everyday to give me a bike. But then I realised it doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me.
8. And the Lord said to Peter 'Come forth and receive eternal life' Peter came fifth and won a toaster.
9. How to anger Lord of the Rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!"
10. The Lord said to John: Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life! John ended up coming fifth…

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Lords One Liners

Which lords one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lords? I can suggest the ones about elves and lands.

1. Why isn't Holy Water used in vaccines ? Because, you can't take the Lords name in vein.
2. Two handicapped men walk into a bar... PRAISE THE LORD!!
3. What do you call a Sith Lord with joint pain? Darthritis
4. Which sith lord prefers to cripple his opponents rather than kill them? Darth Ritis
5. The Lord moves in mysterious ways. But you don't. Use your turn signal.
6. Dear Lord, thank you for these noodles Ramen.
7. Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord. Gsus
8. What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a mafia lord? Probably killed.
9. What do you call someone with a spice garden on Gallifrey? A Thyme Lord.
10. Lord Nelson was 5ft 6 inches. His statue is 17ft 4 inches. That's Horatio of 3:1.
11. [spoilers] Roses are red, the sea's full of salt Everyone's dead, It's all Star Lord's fault.
12. Why does The Lord’s Prayer ask for our daily bread Because it’s something we knead.
13. Three disabled people walk into a bar. Praise the Lord!!!
14. What's the title of audi CEO? Lord of the Rings.
15. What's Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano? The synth lord

House Of Lords Jokes

Here is a list of funny house of lords jokes and even better house of lords puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the imposter clown say when he was arrested at the House of Lords? "The real joker's in the Commons."
• Yo momma so poor I f**... in her house and she bowed her head, stomped her feet and praised the lord saying " we got heat".

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