The Best 15 Lords Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Lords jokes. There are some lords edm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these lords addictive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Lords Jokes and Puns

There's this new drug named Jesus

I've heard of a lot of people injecting it but I've started taking it orally.

I'd never take the lords name in vein

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

I lost 20 lbs in a month...

Those drug lords are gonna kill me.

Lords joke, I lost 20 lbs in a month...

What did the imposter clown say when he was arrested at the House of Lords?

"The real joker's in the Commons."

How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?

With some Ace of Base.


What do frustrated English lords use to clean their castles?

Scotch Brite

Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and confused pipers, drummers, lords and ladies. On top of all that...

...my true love was arrested for human trafficking.

Lords joke, Today is the 13th day of Christmas. My house is over-run with noisy birds and a crowd of hungry and

Time Lords make the worst lovers...

It's always bigger on the inside

Paddy the Irishman arrives at the Gates of Heaven...

...and is greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to Paddy "You may enter, Paddy, but first you must answer one question."

He then asks Paddy "What is the the name of thy Lord?"

Paddy replies "Harold."

"Harold?" asks St. Peter, "How did you arrive at that?"

"Oh, it's in the Lords Prayer... Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name".

Where do Sith Lords go shopping?

At the Darth Mall!

We should call Heroin the lords name

So we don't take it in VEIN!

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What do Sith Lords use to get from one floor to another?

An elevader.

What do Holiday Shoppers and Feudal Lords have in common?

They are both served by peasants

Mexican drug lords now have ig and keep posting selfies with stacks of money, mansions and yachts. I think the army...

could really learn something from that recruitment campaign.

Was helping somebody do their math homework dealing with absolute values.

I then realized that her math teacher was a Sith Lord, because only Sith Lords deal in absolutes.

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