The Best 11 Loosen Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Loosen jokes. There are some loosen comfortable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loosen novocain puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Loosen Jokes and Puns

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks,

"What'll ya have?"

The robot says, "Well, it's been a long day and I need to loosen up. How about a screwdriver?"

My friends told me I needed to loosen up....

so we went to a club and had a few drinks, after the 5th one I was ready dance.

So I went to the dance floor and then "The Twist" began to play, and I did The Twist.

Then "The Hustle" began to play, and I did The Hustle

Then "Come on Eileen" played and I got banned from the club.

I ate so much at Thanksgiving,

I had to loosen my Fitbit.

Loosen joke, I ate so much at Thanksgiving,

Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut...

But it didn't turn out.

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.


A friend was having trouble with her oldschool mechanical typewriter.

She said 'It's great to have such a retro device, however it doesn't work properly'.

I asked 'What is wrong with it?'

She replied 'Well some of the keys get stuck and I have to move them back manually'

'Ah I think I have a solution'

'Please tell me'

'Well what you need to do is press W, D, 4, T, all at once and it should loosen up'.

A robot walks into a bar

Says to the bartender, "I need to loosen up. Give me a Screwdriver."

Loosen joke, A robot walks into a bar

A robot walks into a bar.

What can I get you? the bartender asks. I need something to loosen up, the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver.

A cheapskate goes to have his wisdom teeth removed. The dentist said the procedure would cost $100.

The cheapskate replies, "I'll give you $50 and just loosen it."

Why did the rusty bolt go to the bar?

To loosen up.

The Terminator T-100 walks into a bar and says,

"Gimmie a screwdriver! I need to loosen up."

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loosen slack jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working loosen chest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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