The Best 11 Loos Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Loos jokes. There are some loos latrine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loos bed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Loos Jokes and Puns

Loose women

3 women are sitting at a bar conversing over lady stuff.

Eventually the first woman says, "I'm so loose I can fit an entire carrot up there.."

The second woman chimes in and says, "yes, well I'm so loose I can fit an entire baseball bat up there.."

The Third woman slides down the bar stool

How does loose leaf watch TV?

Paper-view

You know who never looses their work when their computer shuts off abruptly?

Jesus. Jesus saves.

Loos joke, You know who never looses their work when their computer shuts off abruptly?

The only way to loose weight from green tea is that

You pick it from the mountains yourself

My loose coins falls on the floor of my bedroom daily, often without my knowing. It just sits there for weeks sometimes until I pick it up.

I guess you could say I have a hard time handling change.


You know, they say loose lips sink ships...

That explains why your mom was kicked out of the Navy after visiting her OB/GYN.

The only way you can loose weight by drinking green tea is...

.. if you pick up the tea leaves from the plantation yourselves.

Loos joke, The only way you can loose weight by drinking green tea is...

If you loose your feet

You are stumped

I've entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks website

It's basically a win Loos situation.

What's the best way to loose weight fast?

Drop your wallet in England, up to hundreds of pounds gone in seconds

Loose and tight entered a bar

One came out too fast and the other couldn't fit in

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loos day jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working loos night piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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