The Best 21 Loops Jokes

Following is our collection of Loops jokes which are very funny. There are some loops quadratic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loops clips puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Loops Jokes and Puns

One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops...

...but Toucan.

A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle

She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.

She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"

Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Loops joke, What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

No one bird can eat a bowl of fruit loops...

But toucan!

(First post here, hope you like it.)

Just some jokes about musicians.

How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.

What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.

How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.

How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.


A rope walks into a bar

The bartender refuses to serve him, saying, We don't serve rope here.

The rope walks outside, ducks into an alley, loops himself around himself until he is short and fat. Then he messes his hair up and walks back into the bar.

The bartender looks him up and down. Hey, aren't you that rope I kicked out of here before?

I'm a frayed knot.

Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms

I guess Toucan play that game

Loops joke, Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms

A friend and I had a conversation about Mobius loops

It was very one-sided.

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

Fruity

While babysitting, I was preparing a snack for my best friends daughter. Wasn't sure what I should give her, and noticed I had a lot of fruit. So I asked her "What's your favorite fruit?" She looked at me with complete seriousness, and said "loops".

What's a band conductor's favorite cereal?

Flute loops.

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What's an Android developer's favourite cereal?

Boot Loops

Girl asked me if I'm dating more than one person and I told her I'm normally a serial dater,

unfortunately it usually ends up being Fruit Loops.

Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.

Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.

What does a tall building on fire and loops of animal hair in the sky have in common?

...A Tower Ring In Fur, No?

What should you do when you try to upgrade to a custom rom and it keeps failing?

Pull yourself up by your boot loops.

Loops joke, What should you do when you try to upgrade to a custom rom and it keeps failing?

Honey, I'm afraid our son eats too much Froot Loops.

We don't want him to grow as cereal killer.

I just pounded down five bowls of fruit loops. What does that make me?

A cereal killer.

What do get after you eat Front Loops?

Front Poops. Courtesy of my 9yr old daughter.


What's the best breakfast cereal?

Positive feedback loops!

What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops?

The murder-suicide scene at Toucan Sam's Miami penthouse.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loops loop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working loops spiral piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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