Loops Jokes
42 loops jokes and hilarious loops puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about loops that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funny fruit loops jokes and puns about recursion, strings, and cosmetology. Have a laugh with these hilarious jokes that will leave you in stitches!
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Funniest Loops Short Jokes
Short loops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loops humour may include short cycle jokes also.
- I feel sad for people with gay parents They either get twice the number of dad jokes or are stuck in the infinite loop of 'ask mom'
- Having gay parents must be terrible Either you have twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an endless loop of "go ask your mother"
- Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom"
- having gay parents must be awful Either 2 times the normal amount of dad jokes, or you get stuck in a loop of go ask your mom.
- Having gay parents must be horrible Either you get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in the infinite loop of 'ask your mom'
- The worst part of gay couples adopting kids The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.
- What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game
- No one bird can eat a bowl of fruit loops... But toucan!
(First post here, hope you like it.) - I feel bad for children of gay parents They either suffer from twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mother"
- A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed
Looping round in her head
Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
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Loops One Liners
Which loops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loops? I can suggest the ones about runs and lines.
- One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops... ...but Toucan.
- Why did the ChatGPT go to the doctor? It had a case of the loops.
- Why are Saudi Arabians out of the loop? Because they live under Iraq!
- What is the legal loop hole in breaking and entering laws? The Santa Clause
- What do you call making four left turns while vaping? A Juulers loop.
- A friend and I had a conversation about Mobius loops It was very one-sided.
- What's a band conductor's favorite cereal? Flute loops.
- What's an Android developer's favourite cereal? Boot Loops
- Why couldn't the Canadian start up his PC? It was in aboot loop.
- Velcro is the original hook and loop fastener... Imitations of it are just rip-offs.
- How to create an infinite loop in 2 easy steps! Step 1: Step 2
Step 2: Step 1 - I used to be in a relationship with a Möbius loop It was very one-sided.
- Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
- What is an infinite loop? Punchline's in the title
- She was playing with a hula hoop today. I told her she gets better after every loop.
Fruit Loops Jokes
Here is a list of funny fruit loops jokes and even better fruit loops puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms I guess Toucan play that game
- Girl asked me if I'm dating more than one person and I told her I'm normally a serial dater, unfortunately it usually ends up being Fruit Loops.
- I just pounded down five bowls of fruit loops. What does that make me? A cereal killer.
- What does a cereal lawyer look for? Fruit Loop-holes!
- Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Froot Loops Jokes
Here is a list of funny froot loops jokes and even better froot loops puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
- Honey, I'm afraid our son eats too much Froot Loops. We don't want him to grow as cereal killer.
- In his Olympic days, Bruce Jenner was sponsored by Wheaties... He is now sponsored by Froot Loops.
- What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops? The m**...-s**... scene at Toucan Sam's Miami p**....
Comical & Quirky Loops Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about loops you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spin jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make loops pranks.
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
Just some jokes about musicians.
How do you know the stage at a concert is level?
Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth.
What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?
Homeless.
What do floutists eat for breakfast?
Flute loops.
How do you tune three oboeists?
Shoot 2 of them.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
A rope walks into a bar
The bartender refuses to serve him, saying, We don't serve rope here.
The rope walks outside, ducks into an alley, loops himself around himself until he is short and fat. Then he messes his hair up and walks back into the bar.
The bartender looks him up and down. Hey, aren't you that rope I kicked out of here before?
I'm a frayed knot.
Piece of string walks into a bar.
He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a Moscow Mule. The bartender looks him over and says I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here . The piece of string leaves with a bit of hurt feelings.
The next night he decides to go in disguise and try again. He ruffles up his hair and adds a few curves and loops to make himself seem thicker, before putting on a bigger jacket. When he makes it back to the bar, the bartender spots him and immediately asks Hey, aren't you that piece of string from last night? .
No he replies, I'm a frayed knot .
Fruity
While babysitting, I was preparing a snack for my best friends daughter. Wasn't sure what I should give her, and noticed I had a lot of fruit. So I asked her "What's your favorite fruit?" She looked at me with complete seriousness, and said "loops".
Quaker Oats announced they are getting rid of Aunt Jemima due to it's racist conotations.
Not to be out done, Froot Loops announced their beloved mascot Toucan Sam will now be replaced with Tekashi 6ix9nine.
What does a tall building on fire and loops of animal hair in the sky have in common?
...A Tower Ring In Fur, No?
What should you do when you try to upgrade to a custom rom and it keeps failing?
Pull yourself up by your boot loops.
