The Best 36 Loop Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Loop jokes. There are some loop biography jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loop chord puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Loop Jokes and Puns

Paddy and Murphy are on a rollercoaster and are about to do a 360 degrees loop...

Paddy says "Do you think we'll fall out when we go round?"

Murphy says "No, we'll always be friends"

Two aliens sitting in a bar...

The first looks at the second and says "bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"

The second looks ask at the first a d says "shut up frank, you're drunk"

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Loop joke, Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

How do you avoid the constant Apple reboot loop?

Don't make a third movie

I used to be in a relationship with a MΓΆbius loop

It was very one-sided.


Having gay parents must be horrible

You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom"

If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times.

I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned queef played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again.

Loop joke, If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times.

What do you get when two lawyers have sex ?

A Binding contract that you can't pull out of ... Edit And their are no loop holes other than your client having piercings.

Infinity loop

a woman walks into her hypnotherapists office and says " Doctor, I have been loyal to my husband for 12 years but, last night I broke that loyalty and had an affair. I just want you to make me forget it happened". The Doctor said " Not again"

She was playing with a hula hoop today.

I told her she gets better after every loop.

What's worst than being just a procrastinator...

Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan.

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There once was a lonely, ill-informed belt...

I guess you could say he was out of the loop.

I'll see myself out.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius loop?

To get to the other ... errr ... ummm ... wait ...

Was out of the loop. Asian friend told me United Airlines has the power to deny your liberties

He said they punched his rights out.

The worst part of gay couples adopting kids

The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer

The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm afraid not."

Loop joke, A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer

What is an infinite loop?

Punchline's in the title

It must suck being raised by gay parents.

Either you get stuck with double the dad jokes or get thrown into an infinite loop of "go ask your mother."

How to create an infinite loop in 2 easy steps!

Step 1: Step 2

Step 2: Step 1


Why are Saudi Arabians out of the loop?

Because they live under Iraq!

What's a looping funny video with increasingly deep meanings?

The gif that keeps on giving.

Happy holidays!

Velcro is the original hook and loop fastener...

Imitations of it are just rip-offs.

What do you call it when you get stuck in a brainstorming feedback loop?

A Cerebral Vortex

I feel bad for children of gay parents

They either suffer from twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mother"

I think same gender couples should not be able to get kids.

No matter how good they are, having 2 dads forces the poor kids to deal with TWICE the dad jokes. Having 2 mom's isn't much better, they're all gonna end up in an "Ask your mom" loop

Why couldn't the Canadian start up his PC?

It was in aboot loop.

I feel sorry for the children of same-sex couples

You either have to put up with twice the number of Dad jokes, or you're stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother".

Some dude coughed me earlier and now I'm stuck in a time loop.

I guess that means I have a chronic disease.

I missed my last two knitting club meetings...

I hope when I return I'm not out of the loop.

What do you call making four left turns while vaping?

A Juulers loop.

Having gay parents must be terrible

Either you have twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an endless loop of "go ask your mother"

So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...

So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...
So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...
So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...
So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...
So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...
So a man stuck in a time loop walks into a bar...

The worst part of having gay parents

The worst part of having gay parents:

You are either stuck with an endless supply of dadjokes or an endless loop of "Go ask your mom".

Ever since I moved away from downtown Chicago...

...I really feel like I'm out of the Loop.

Same sex adoption is immoral

Either the kid gets an overdose of dad jokes or gets stuck on a "go ask your mother loop"

A string walks into a bar...

The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here.

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, Hey, aren't you a string?

The string says, Nope, I'm a frayed knot.

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