Loop Jokes

Funniest Loop Short Jokes

Short loop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The loop humour may include short cycle jokes also.

1. I feel sad for people with gay parents They either get twice the number of dad jokes or are stuck in the infinite loop of 'ask mom'
2. Having gay parents must be terrible Either you have twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an endless loop of "go ask your mother"
3. Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mom"
4. having gay parents must be awful Either 2 times the normal amount of dad jokes, or you get stuck in a loop of go ask your mom.
5. Having gay parents must be horrible Either you get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in the infinite loop of 'ask your mom'
6. The worst part of gay couples adopting kids The adopted kids will either get twice the amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of go ask your mother.
7. What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios? Toucan play at that game
8. No one bird can eat a bowl of fruit loops... But toucan!
   (First post here, hope you like it.)
9. I feel bad for children of gay parents They either suffer from twice as many dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of "go ask your mother"
10. A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
    When laying in her bed
    Looping round in her head
    Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;

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Loop One Liners

Which loop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with loop? I can suggest the ones about repeat and slot.

1. One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops... ...but Toucan.
2. Why did the ChatGPT go to the doctor? It had a case of the loops.
3. Why are Saudi Arabians out of the loop? Because they live under Iraq!
4. What is the legal loop hole in breaking and entering laws? The Santa Clause
5. What do you call making four left turns while vaping? A Juulers loop.
6. A friend and I had a conversation about Mobius loops It was very one-sided.
7. What's a band conductor's favorite cereal? Flute loops.
8. What's an Android developer's favourite cereal? Boot Loops
9. Why couldn't the Canadian start up his PC? It was in aboot loop.
10. Velcro is the original hook and loop fastener... Imitations of it are just rip-offs.
11. How to create an infinite loop in 2 easy steps! Step 1: Step 2
    Step 2: Step 1
12. I used to be in a relationship with a Möbius loop It was very one-sided.
13. Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
14. What is an infinite loop? Punchline's in the title
15. She was playing with a hula hoop today. I told her she gets better after every loop.

While Loop Jokes

Here is a list of funny while loop jokes and even better while loop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• ChatGPT can solve a Rubik's cube in less than a second, but it still can't find its way out of a recursion loop!
• Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
• Fruit Loops is putting marshmallows in their cereal like Lucky Charms I guess Toucan play that game
• Was out of the loop. Asian friend told me United Airlines has the power to deny your liberties He said they punched his rights out.
• Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept.
• Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says "bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"
  The second looks ask at the first a d says "shut up frank, you're drunk"
• The worst part of having gay parents The worst part of having gay parents:
  You are either stuck with an endless supply of dadjokes or an endless loop of "Go ask your mom".
• TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
• Ever since I moved away from downtown Chicago... ...I really feel like I'm out of the Loop.
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius loop? To get to the other ... errr ... ummm ... wait ...

Infinite Loop Jokes

Here is a list of funny infinite loop jokes and even better infinite loop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan.
• Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
• Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
• It must s**... being raised by gay parents. Either you get stuck with double the dad jokes or get thrown into an infinite loop of "go ask your mother."

Time Loop Jokes

Here is a list of funny time loop jokes and even better time loop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Some dude coughed me earlier and now I'm stuck in a time loop. I guess that means I have a chronic disease.
• If I've said it once, I've said it one hundred times. I'd rather listen to an auto-tuned q**... played on a loop over and over, than listen to Lady Gaga's performance at the Grammy's again.

Fruit Loop Jokes

Here is a list of funny fruit loop jokes and even better fruit loop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Girl asked me if I'm dating more than one person and I told her I'm normally a serial dater, unfortunately it usually ends up being Fruit Loops.
• I just pounded down five bowls of fruit loops. What does that make me? A cereal killer.
• What does a cereal lawyer look for? Fruit Loop-holes!
• Why do frat bros hate fruit loops? They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Cheerful Fun Loop Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about loop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean timer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make loop pranks.