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25 lookin jokes and hilarious lookin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about lookin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Lookin Jokes

Short lookin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The lookin humour may include short meanest jokes also.

  1. A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."
  2. Are you a tide pod? Because you're lookin' like a snack but you're really just toxic to everyone.
  3. A cowboy is buying condoms. "Give me 3 packet of condoms, please" he says.
    "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" asks the cashier.
    "Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."
  4. A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says,... I'm lookin' for the one that shot my paw.
  5. A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."
    (I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)
  6. Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please.
    Clerk: You need a bag with that?
    Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin...
  7. A dog comes limping into the old west salloon. Bartender asks if he can help the dog with anything.
    Dog says, "I'm lookin for the low down rascal who shot my paw."
  8. My wife asked me today why I always look at her funny I told her it was her fault for marrying someone so funny lookin.
  9. Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!
  10. Did you hear about the three-legged dog who limped into the saloon in a town in the old west? He was lookin' for the varmints who shot his paw.

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Lookin joke, Did you hear about the three-legged dog who limped into the saloon in a town in the old west?


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about lookin can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of lookin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Lookin One Liners

Which lookin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with lookin? I can suggest the ones about paw and saloon.

  1. [OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'...
    And I'm a lycan.
  2. I tried that game Cuphead but i stopped i just couldnt stand lookin at that ugly mug
  3. A dog limps into a bar. Says, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw".
  4. Dog limps into the O.K. Corral. "I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."
  5. Whats cookin and good lookin? ;) My Jewish cousin
  6. What did one knife say to the other Lookin' sharp
  7. Damnnn girl, are you a sandwich? Cause you lookin in-bread
  8. Why did the lumberjack have wood in the morning? His ax was lookin' extra sharp.
  9. Eyyy BB R U a Gorgon? Cuz im gettin hard just lookin at you
  10. What phrase do prostitutes and mafia members both say? You lookin to get whacked?
  11. What did the Ancient Egyptians call a good lookin mummy? a m**...

Lookin joke, What did the Ancient Egyptians call a good lookin mummy?

Hilarious Fun Lookin Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about lookin you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean limps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make lookin prank.

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?""They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?""The police.""Can I speak to them?""They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?""The firemen.""Can I speak to them?""They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Lookin for me."

City s**...

Joe Ed and Jim Bob met up with a city gal who was lookin for a good time. She ask if they wanted to have s**.... Both said they did. She gave each of them a c**... and told them to put it on their shaft and keep it on or she'd get pregnant. Both boys agreed and proceeded to have s**... with her. Next day Jim Bob said Joe Ed, I really don't care if she does get pregnant, let's take these things off and have a good p**....

A man goes to a bar

He sits down at the bar and hears a voice "that's a nice shirt man, lookin good!"
He thinks "That's odd," and orders a drink. "Man that's a good drink order, you have good taste!"
Again, the man is confused. He says to the bartender "what's that voice I keep hearing?"
Bartender says "it's the peanuts, they're complimentary."

Two crossed eyed guys bump into each other in the street...

One says, "why don't you look where you're goin" and the other says "why don't you go where you're lookin!"

Super Bowl LI

Friend A: Hey you think the Pats can still win the Super Bowl?
Friend B: Well Brady better be lookin for his s**... bank receipt cause he's looking for that cumback!

Lookin joke, Damnnn girl, are you a sandwich?

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The impact of these lookin jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.