Looker Jokes
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Two paedophiles are waiting at a bus stop when an 8 year old girl walks past...
One says to the other, "I bet she was a looker in her day."
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I have been described by some women as a bit of a looker.
v**... I think is the legal term.
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A bloke is in a queue at the supermarket...
...when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says sorry do you know me?
She replies I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, he says are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my rear?
No , she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher
A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker...
and that I should stop.
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