Look Jokes

Following is our collection of puns and one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Look jokes for adults, dirty jokes and clean dad gags for kids.

The Best Look Puns

I looked her square in the eyes and said, "Squirting isn't real, right? It's just urine, right?"

"I meant any questions about the job." the interviewer sighed.

As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies.

That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass.

I looked at my bank account and found I could live the rest of my life comfortably without working...

... as long as I die on Thursday.

As I looked into her eyes across the candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race and my stomach turned to butterflies...

That's when I realized I drugged the wrong glass!

As I looked at my naked body in the mirror...

I thought to myself, "I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea any moment now."


"I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."

"That's so sweet."

"Not particularly. It was daytime."

You looked a lot like my wife

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y."

The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

I looked at the ocean today, and thought it looked completely orange...

And so then I wondered if it was reality or a Fanta sea.

I looked into my partner's eyes and said to the priest, "I do."

If nobody else was going to object to the marriage, then I guess I had to.

Do you ever looked at someone and think, "DAMN this guy is UGLY as F**K"?

Anyway, I'm getting rid of all the mirrors in my house.


I looked at the bottom of a tuna tin and it said: "Best Before Date"

I thought, "No, it isn't."

I looked at the eclipse without glasses.

Now I will get to see it for the rest of my life.

I looked at my ceiling today...

I don't know if it's the best ceiling but it's certainly up there

I've always looked up to the Pillsbury doughboy.

You could say he's my roll model.

I looked up car crash statistics online

The results were very impacting

Have you ever looked at a tree and wondered if it'd reveal to you what it's made of?

It wood.

It looked like nothing would take down Trump...

But now theres Hope!

I've never liked the way I looked, but then...

I realised I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type!


What's the most looked-for skill in Chinese office jobs?

Taiping

As I looked into her eyes...

Together we sipped wine and as I looked into her eyes, my knees got weak and I could feel butterflies in my stomach...

I knew then and there that I had roofied the wrong glass!

Have you ever?

Have you ever looked at a hot Mexican girl and thought, "I want to put a citizen in you"?

As l looked up and stared into his eyes, he had a fixed gaze on me

Moving my hands all over l asked "like that daddy?" He said "yes baby thats good". As i finished i couldnt help but smile; I had tied my first shoe

I looked up the results of a french rowing race

Turns out my favorite boat got sank.

I looked out of my bedroom window last night and saw two blokes stealing my garden gate...

I didn't say anything, because I didn't want them to take offence.

I looked around for hours, trying to find a Nude Beach.

...but they were all clothed.

I looked into your fridge yesterday.

I soya milk

We looked into the cause of death of 50 electric chair victims...

What we found was shocking!

I looked up "my future as an electrician".

It was very bright.

As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone...

...making it a weapon of mass reduction.

He looked like a winner

Until the crowd started to chant his name
"Kim Yu Suk"

I looked up at the multicoloured sky, where sandals and sunglasses floated above everything. Then I couldn't stop myself, and I broke out into song.

"Summer wear over the rainbow."

I looked at the eclipse today through a colander.

I think I strained my eyes.

Looked in the mirror and realized how ugly I am

First thing I did was call every person ive ever slept with to get tested. Not for STDs but they clearly need a psychiatric evaluation.

I looked up the definition of missing in the dictionary…

It wasn't there.

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