Look Alike Jokes
42 look alike jokes and hilarious look alike puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about look alike that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Look Alike Short Jokes
Short look alike jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The look alike humour may include short identical jokes also.
- Up the mountain, a japanese asked the wise man: "Master Akira, why every western man thinks that we, japanese, all look alike?" "I am not Master Akira."
- My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer. Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
- A Chinese kid asks his father, "Dad, why do they say, that all Chinese people look alike ?" He replies, "I'm not your dad."
- Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly.
- Master Akira A confused japanese student asks his master:
- Master Akira, why does all japanese people look alike?
And his master answered :
- I am not Master Akira. - Me and my friend look terribly alike Whenever someone ask if we're brother's, I say...
"No we're not, but my dad is a milkman" - I went to a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest, the guy who won was some German chap,
the judges gave him perfect neins - I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition. . . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar.
- Two electrical components walk into a LGBT bar... Bartender "you two look alike, are you related?"
"Yea, we're transistors" - A prince was talking to his servant Prince: We both look alike, did your mother work her before? Haha
Servant: No, but my father did.
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Look Alike One Liners
Which look alike one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with look alike? I can suggest the ones about resembles and similar.
- Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins.
- I'm not racist but.. Really old people look alike.
- Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won
- What do you call two gingers who look alike? Dopplegingers.
- Why do they call them matches? Because they all look alike!
- Did you ever notice that No 2 pencils look alike? It's true
- My parents were first cousins That's why I look so much alike
- If animals and owners look alike, which one belongs to nymphos? The s**...
Look Alike Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about look alike you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twins identical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make look alike pranks.
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Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him…
Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly.
He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?"
The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"
Itchipussy
A cougar had just finished purchasing groceries. The clerk asks if she would like any help out. The woman, seeing the bag boy was an attractive young man, she says she would. In the parking lot she sees her chance to make a move, and does:
Woman: (whispers) Hey cutie, I've got an itchipussy.
Bag boy: Look lady, all these Japanese cars look alike to me, you'll have to point it out.
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Aids or Alzheimer's
A man takes his wife to the doctor. The doctor says "Well, its either aids or alzheimers."
"What do you mean?" the guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"
"Well, the two look a lot alike in the early stages." said the doctor, "Tell you what, drive her way out into the country. Once your there kick her out of the car. If she finds her way back, don't have s**... with her."
An Amish Woman Discovers An Elevator
There was this elderly, Amish woman who went with her family to a mall for the first time in their lives. The whole family was mesmerized by the hundreds of stores, the lights, the food court. And then, for the first time in her life, the Amish woman saw an elevator. She watched as an elderly man approached the elevator doors and entered. The doors closed. A minute later, the doors opened and a guy looking like George Clooney stepped out. She saw another old guy get on, and, a minute later, out came a Matt Damon look-alike. A third old man went in and out came a Ryan Gosling-type man. She called to her daughter, "Quick, go get your father."
A kindergarten has a class pet, a mouse named Mister Squeaky
Mister Squeaky is a staple of the class, having been around for almost ten years. Every weekend, a different child takes him home to take care of him. One Sunday morning, a mom sees Mister Squeaky lying dead at the bottom of his cage. She rushes to the petstore and explains that she needs a replacement mouse. The man behind the counter pulls out a shoebox marked "MISTER SQUEAKY LOOK-ALIKES", pulls out a mouse and says "Here you go - that's the third one this month."
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I accidentally j**... off to a picture of my mom this morning...
I mean its really not my fault though, most babies look alike.
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A woman walks into Walmart
She's wearing very dirty clothes, smells bad and looks like she is in a horrible situation. She has 2 kids who look worse in her shopping cart
The store clerk says: Wow, are they twins?
Woman: No you idiot, they obviously look 2 years apart.
Clerk: Oh, they don't look alike. I just couldn't believe you had s**... twice.
How are QVC and STDs alike?
they're both ways to get something cheap that ends up looking awful
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I heard that Chris Brown entered a Rihanna look-alike competition.
I thought he was insane, but you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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My girlfriend got mad at me because I had s**... with her twin...
...I told her it wasnt my fault, they look just alike. But she didnt believe me because her hair is a lot longer than his.
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Why are black people and Christmas ornaments alike?
They both look best hanging from a tree.
Actual conversation that took place in front of me today while waiting for my food at a chicken place...
There were 4 teens standing in front of me, 2 boys and 2 girls. One of the girls walks off to go to the restroom...
Guy A Hey man, is that your sister?
Guy B Yeah
Guy A I can tell, y'all look just alike. This is my sister and we don't look nothin' alike. I look just like my daddy... and she looks just like her daddy!
I laughed.
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I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, Is that the Hoover Dam?
Me: No, it's the Three Gorges Dam in China.
Her: Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.
Me: Honey, don't be a dam racist!
My dad told me this one so i thought i might share
In a zen monastery far inside China, a conflicted discipule has his mind shrouded by a doubt that he's sure his master, Zhi, knows the answer.
He finds him, and asks:
– "Master Zhi, why does everybody say that we, chinese people, all look alike?"
He pauses for a second, looks at the pupil's eyes and answers:
– "I'm not Master Zhi"
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Two r**... guys were sitting on a dock in Georgia, drinking beer and fishing with their feet dangling in the water.
o**... said, "Oh no. An alligator just bit one of my feet off." The other guy said, "Which one?" And the first guy said, "How should I know? All the alligators look alike."
I know we're all supposed to be tolerant of people from other cultures, but is it too much to ask that asian waiters learn that all Caucasians don't look alike? My waiter just served my food to some other customer!
Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.