Following is our collection of funny Loo jokes. There are some loo doo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loo restroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They called me loo tenant
What a loo!
Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub.
The he says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?"
The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50"
He responds with "50 cents? That's wonderfully cheap!"
But then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €1 for the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €7 if you stand up, €15 to use the loo... "
It Kellogg's up your toilet.
I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.
What a loo.
His classmate noticed that after peeing, Johnny didn't wash his hands. He then proceeded to ask:
"Johnny, why do you not wash your hands after peeing?"
"Is there a need to do so?"
"Yes! My mum taught me to wash after peeing, to wash off pee in my hands."
"Well, I think your mom is stupid for that matter."
"How come, Johnny?"
"My mum never taught me to pee on my hands!"
Because he became a loo tenant.
It's by far the worst part of my job at the care home!
Da loo.
**(Not sure if this has been posted here before. Had read it long before as a kid.)**
A man orders a drink but has to use the loo. To ensure nobody drinks his booze he places a note underneath the glass which reads "I spat in the drink".. He returns from the loo finding an another note for him.. "Me too!"
The toilet was like a maze
What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to
You can explore loo lav reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean loo pronounce dad jokes. There are also loo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
There was a loo tenant inside.
It was a loo cipher
Skip to my loo.
Would it be a Cooper Pooper?
Someone send help,
There's a stranger on my loo.
...that's what I get for buying single ply loo roll.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loo capital jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working loo shitter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.