The Best 17 Loo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Loo jokes. There are some loo doo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these loo restroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Loo Jokes and Puns

I used to clean the toilets when I was in the army

They called me loo tenant

I just bought an ABBA toilet.

What a loo!

The CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub...

Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair, walks into a pub.
The he says to the bartender "Can I have a pint of beer?"
The bartender says "Certainly, that'll be €0.50"
He responds with "50 cents? That's wonderfully cheap!"
But then the bartender tells him "And it'll be €1 for the glass, €3 if you want to sit down, €7 if you stand up, €15 to use the loo... "

Never pour cereal down the loo.

It Kellogg's up your toilet.

New bathroom

I was shopping for a new bathroom this week, and was shown an amazing toilet that plays ABBA songs when you flush it.

What a loo.


Little Johnny took a leak with his classmate in the school loo.

His classmate noticed that after peeing, Johnny didn't wash his hands. He then proceeded to ask:

"Johnny, why do you not wash your hands after peeing?"

"Is there a need to do so?"

"Yes! My mum taught me to wash after peeing, to wash off pee in my hands."

"Well, I think your mom is stupid for that matter."

"How come, Johnny?"

"My mum never taught me to pee on my hands!"

Why did the sailor get a promotion when he went to the restroom?

Because he became a loo tenant.

I hate it when my finger goes through the loo roll when I'm wiping

It's by far the worst part of my job at the care home!

Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?

Da loo.

A man orders a drink..

**(Not sure if this has been posted here before. Had read it long before as a kid.)**

A man orders a drink but has to use the loo. To ensure nobody drinks his booze he places a note underneath the glass which reads "I spat in the drink".. He returns from the loo finding an another note for him.. "Me too!"

I went to a Abba themed bar last night

The toilet was like a maze

What a loo couldn't escape if I wanted to

You can explore loo lav reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean loo pronounce dad jokes. There are also loo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today.

It was a loo cipher

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

When Alice Cooper goes to the loo

Would it be a Cooper Pooper?

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Someone send help,

There's a stranger on my loo.

I got in touch with my inner self today....

...that's what I get for buying single ply loo roll.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the loo capital jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working loo shitter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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