The Best 12 Longterm Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Longterm jokes. There are some longterm indefinitely jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these longterm indefinite puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Longterm Jokes and Puns

My friends Scott and Ruth broke up after a long-term relationship.

He's now ruthless and she got off, scott free.

I just ended a long-term relationship today

I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine

Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Every kid gets atrophy.

Longterm joke, Complaint from 3017: These children's long-term zero gravity soccer leagues are raising weak adults.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

The NHS has just revealed a list of long-term side effects of vaccines!

- Old age
- Grey hair
- General decrease of diseases

My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies.

I told her old habits die hard

I think I finally understand these dating apps

They all include they want something serious and long-term, so I went on a date last week, and gave her herpes.

Longterm joke, I think I finally understand these dating apps

I love dating suicidal women...

because I hate long-term commitment.

I said I want to keep long-term relationship with my partner

so the judge sentenced me to life without parole

Study shows no long-term cognitive benefit to breastfeeding.

Well clearly they didn't study enough.

What is the single best long-term investment?

Getting married to a CEO & divorcing him once he's wealthy.

You can explore longterm hit reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean longterm incomprehensible dad jokes. There are also longterm puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I like my women how I like my fracking

Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the longterm everlasting jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working longterm message piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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