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Longstanding Jokes

5 longstanding jokes and hilarious longstanding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about longstanding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Longstanding Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Today mankind lost their long-standing symbol of unity and hatred. Seven years to be symbolized, and seven days to die. A sad time to be alive! It's like everything has been...

Rewinded.

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

The show "COPS" is no longer filmed

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras

A group of old friends met at a resort for their annual vacation.

They had a long-standing tradition of sharing jokes with each other. They'd been doing this so long that they just assigned numbers to the jokes to make it easier to tell them.
Someone would shout out 24 or 13 and everyone would laugh.
This went on for a long and then one person yelled 52 and they all laughed harder than normal. One of the newbies to the group, who was completely lost, asked why that joke was so funny.
Oh, that was a new one.

Williams College and Amherst College have a long-standing rivalry.

One night, the Amherst students decide to raid the Williams football field and spray paint an A for Amherst s**... dab in the middle of the field. They sneak out under the cover of the dark, and when the Williams students wake up the next morning, they see the massive A on their field. Naturally, they decide to get Amherst back for their hijinks by leaving their own mark on the Amherst field.
The next morning, the Amherst students wake up to an average-sized B+ on their field.


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