Longlegs Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

A little girl is with her Dad in garden...

...and asks, "Is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?" Dad says, "No, sweetie. There are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy longlegs." Dad felt very proud of her inquisitive mind until she stomps them both saying, "We'll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden!"

Daddy longlegs!

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked .
They're mating, her father replied .
What do you call the spider on top? she asked.
That's a daddy longlegs, he replied.
So, the other one is a mommy longlegs? the little girl asked.
No, both of them are daddy longlegs, he replied.
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat, and said.
Well, we`re not having THAT sort of shit in our garden.

I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded

I think it was a jihaddy longlegs

My five year old son was playing in the garden

My 5 yr old son was playing in the garden and sees 2 spiders, He asks me "Is that a mummy longlegs under that daddy longlegs?" No son, there is no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs." I felt pretty proud of my answer, until he stomps on both spiders saying, " We'll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden.

A fly just blew up in my room

I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs

A flying insect exploded in my kitchen

... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs.

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