Longlegs Jokes

6 longlegs jokes and hilarious longlegs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about longlegs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Longlegs Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good longlegs joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A fly just blew up in my room

I'm scared it might be a Jihadi longlegs

A flying insect exploded in my kitchen

... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs.

An insect flew through my window, circled the room, then exploded.

Must've been a jihadi-longlegs.

What do you call a t**... crane fly?

A Jihadi Longlegs

I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded

I think it was a jihaddy longlegs

My wife was in the garden.

She started yelling to me.
Her: There are two spiders here, "is that a mummy longlegs
under the daddy longlegs.?
Me: No don't be silly there are no mummy longlegs only daddy longlegs. "I felt pretty proud of myself with my answer.
Until she stomps on both spiders, "Well we are not having any of that gay s**... in our garden.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about longlegs can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of longlegs puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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