The Best 6 Longingly Jokes

Following is our collection of Longingly jokes which are very funny. There are some longingly feverishly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these longingly intensely puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Longingly Jokes and Puns

I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y."

The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

A man walks into a bar....

...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says...

"Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."

Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing...

...Maybe It's time to let her back inside.

On warm summer nights I like to stare off longingly into the sunset and wonder

Why can't I see anything?

Walking Down The Street

One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first?


If I had a dime for every time A beautiful woman looked at me longingly...

I'd have a cent and a half from that time I met Handsome Steve.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the longingly how long doc jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working longingly long hair piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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