Longest Running Jokes

Funniest Longest Running Short Jokes

Short longest running jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The longest running humour may include short longest jokes also.

1. Every morning at breakfast for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't. It's my longest running joke of the year.
2. Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I'm going for a jog and then I don't... It's my longest running joke of the year so far...
3. Worst thing about this Californian drought... ...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers
4. yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on.
5. When they told me the longest race ever had taken nearly 5 hours, I chuckled. I've been running from my responsibilities for 19 years now.
6. I haven't run a 5K for the longest time. I usually try to go for the shortest.
   Just made this up myself, but someone's probably come up with it before though...
7. For the past 9 months, I've been telling my wife every morning that I'm going for a run, only to not do so It's my longest running joke of this year
8. Know who have the longest running championship drought in baseball? The Cleveland Indians.

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Longest Running One Liners

Which longest running one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with longest running? I can suggest the ones about longest lasting and record longest.

1. Chuck Norris hit the longest home run in mlb history He also caught that ball
2. My dads has been on the longest beer run in history I haven't seen him in 12 years
3. One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics

Longest Running Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about longest running you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean longtime jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make longest running pranks.